Do I dare to go bare?

[crunchy_pickle (5)]

Let me correct this-I HATE hard cock-only pics-  I'll send out my body with handy dandy unerect penis already attached

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I hear ya there. If I could get the bastard to go down once in a while, I'd post some unerect ones myself.

[honeymustard02]

I entered this topic with great trepidation over whether to do it or not. 

I need someone like Fierce Critter (who did a killer tally before)

to tally this and see if the people want the penis or not. 

Otherwise, Ill send out my penis on an individ voyeur basis

Let me correct this-I HATE hard cock-only pics-  I'll send out my body with handy dandy unerect penis already attached

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LMAO DO IT DO IT!!! JUST DO IT!

[Troy Spiral (13)]

First of all, who is everyone? I dont think I ve gotten a single unsolicited PM.

(The only time I know I'm not yelling into a canyon is when I'm espousing radical sexual politics)

"the only time i know im not yelling into a canyon ..." lol ok now that had some humor value to it. haha

(or maybe i just been up way past my bedtime) :laughing

[the eternal]

"the only time i know im not yelling into a canyon ..."  lol ok now that had some humor value to it.  haha

(or maybe i just been up way past my bedtime)  :laughing

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.,

Im marking this down on my calendar.

Im carving iit on my arm

And Im tattooing it on my testicles OWWW oWWW oWWW

On Aug 30 at 1:08AM, I said my first thing with some humor value to it.

It makes all those hundreds of other posts, my lost social life, my flailing job, my growing insanity, my ever dirtier home, and my complete lack of sleep worthwhile.

Id like to thank the academy....

[Homicidalheathen]

Oh just show everyone your ass already you know you want to.

[the eternal]

honey, you know you're the only I need to show my ass to

[Homicidalheathen]

Did I ever tell you that you have a fine lookin' ass?

[the eternal]

:blushing :blushing :blushing :blushing :blushing :blushing :blushing :blushing

you did now

[Homicidalheathen]

SHOW US YOUR FUCKING ASS ALREADY

Well everyone else anyway... :devil

[Dollardave]

(or maybe i just been up way past my bedtime visiting dollar daves websites with lotion and tissues strapped to me)  :laughing

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j/k he didn't say this I just thought it sounded good. Glad to see your posting more Troy makes me happy.

[unchaste]

SHOW US YOUR FUCKING ASS ALREADY

*giggle like a schoolgirl*

I'm always up for some ass pics

[bean]

:grin Show us something damn it! Ass, peni, big toe...something!

[Draco1958]

Time to get a digital camera and take some face shots.

That is, I believe, what people are more likely to be interested in.

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I have a digital camera and am willing to take the pics for you if you so wished.

[the eternal]

I have a digital camera and am willing to take the pics for you if you so wished.

Thanks, man.

I'm just really protective of my identity.

I was thinking of posting this nice ass pic of me,

but HH is a little worried the straight males will all rise up and riot.

:laughing

(She did say the ladies might like it though )

[Eric Cartman]

EH!! put your clothes back on, no one wants to see your weinersnitzel! Thats like hella lame!

[unchaste]

honey, you know you're the only I need to show my ass to

what about poor little me? when are you gonna email me those ass shots?

[Dollardave]

This post has gone on way too long u gonna show your shit or not. Aint like I wanna see or anything. I only email my hard nude pics to people that request it.

[the eternal]

This post has gone on way too long u gonna show your shit or not.  Aint like I wanna see or anything.  I only email my hard nude pics to people that request it.

That may be the way.

Maybe Ill mail em out like presents to those interested.

"And you get an ass

and you get an ass"

"Oh, a penis for Timmy

Janis I know what you like to see"

Also, way to tell it like it is

this is like the thread that will never die

and dont worry DD

You are soo straight

when you post,

visions of lesbian porn stars start dancing in my head

[unchaste]

Okay, I want an ass & I want a penis and maybe a face, or anything other parts of himself that mr. eternal may have a pictures of. I WANT IT ALL.

[Brenda Starrr]

SHOW US YOUR FUCKING ASS ALREADY

Well everyone else anyway... :devil

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No.

:grin Show us something damn it!  Ass, peni, big toe...something!

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A toe or maybe a pic of a donkey is safe.

Thanks, man.

I'm just really protective of my identity.

(She did say the ladies might like it though  )

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Just because we like it doesn't mean we can post it outright on here.

This post has gone on way too long u gonna show your shit or not. 

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No. He can't show his "shit." Not unless it is masked within a link and has a NSFW disclaimer. Some of us have kids, and jobs, and uh....such.

[the eternal]

I need to explain this last post.

Brenda asked for my ass/penis

then forgot she asked for them.

Then for three days straight when she received them

then went to the eye doctor for problems with temporary blindness

then PMed to let me know of the horror that she endured.

(and I now have a drinking problem because of her.)

Of course she COULD just be worried about the kiddies having unnecessary access to nudity, BUT

I'm sticking with the above reason

[CheezIts]

Dude, you're being a tease. The ladies want to see what you look like. You surely have some pic of yourself with clothes on...

[the eternal]

actually I don't

I dont have a digital camera and I have one cd with pictures on it that a friend of mine took last Halloween.

Plus I'm paranoid about my identity (my face is masked in those pics)

[Homicidalheathen]

I feel so privileged having been the only one on here to see Eternals eternal backside....hehe and front.

He is cute by the way and has a nice body.....and he says he is well endowed.....

[the eternal]

No I told you my size and YOU said that.

I consider myself above average.

I was honest about my length if that's what youre implying