The Person Above You

[Guest Game of Chance]

Once received a Strip-o-gram

[soothsayer]

Can read light waves blind folded.

[phee]

Blindfolds people before he eats them

[Guest Game of Chance]

Is on the South Beach diet

[phee]

Did not "eat" Bett Midler

[soothsayer]

Did not sing show tunes.

[phee]

Shows tuning forks

[soothsayer]

Sees a fork in the thread.

[phee]

Has a roadwarrior fetish

[soothsayer]

Suffers from road rash rage.

[phee]

Is all the rage

[soothsayer]

Is plagued by happy thoughts.

[phee]

Is plagued by large boils on his elbows...

[soothsayer]

Devours boiled eggs.

[phee]

Devours the souls of christians

[EatAjaxAndDie]

Devours children whole

[phee]

Has giant bat wings

[EatAjaxAndDie]

Is a giant bat cleverly disguised as a human in his attempt to take over the world

[phee]

Likes to chase the milkman

[EatAjaxAndDie]

Stole the milkmans truck and went on a rampage through the city

[phee]

Is a milk terrorist

[EatAjaxAndDie]

Is a terrible milkvan driver

[phee]

Likes the milkmans wife

[EatAjaxAndDie]

Is the milkmans wife

[phee]

Likes to drink breast milk