The Person Above You

[Msterbeau]

Suggests nice things to bald men.

[odims_sphere]

does nice things to bald men

[Msterbeau]

Shouldn't watch what I do in the privacy of my home.

[odims_sphere]

secretly likes that I watch

[Msterbeau]

Likes watches with cameras built in.

[EvilEve]

is going to take said cameras for his cave filled with hi-tech goodies

[Msterbeau]

Wants to hide in the non-hi-tech part of my cave.

[EvilEve]

is a hopeless-romantic flirt

[Msterbeau]

Has me mistaken for my evil twin.

[Jadis]

is his own evil twin

[Msterbeau]

Wishes she had evil triplets.

[jadnifer]

has evil triplets

[odims_sphere]

writes evil poetry.

[Jadis]

likes to lick things at random

[jadnifer]

Knows that I write evil poetry.

[Msterbeau]

Writes poetry about evil licking.

[jadnifer]

Likes to be evily licked.

[odims_sphere]

want's to volunteer to be the licker

[Msterbeau]

Has been evilly licked by his dog.

[odims_sphere]

goes by the screen name "his dog"

[Msterbeau]

Is dogging me.

[odims_sphere]

likes to be leashed

[Msterbeau]

Cries "woof" when spanked.

[odims_sphere]

Likes to hear me howl!

[Msterbeau]

Likes to hear himself make animal noises.