The Person Above You

[Der Nister]

Was a fashion model before leaving the limelight to start a cattle ranch in Iowa.

[creatureofthenyte]

has serious intentions of moving to Nebraska to open a Gum factory.

[Der Nister]

Knows that skim milk has radioactive properties.

[BloodCupcake]

Collects Fabio posters.

[Eevee]

Is a virgin like me!

And I'd like to meet her...

[prick]

Is such a cutie!!!!!!!!!!

[Eevee]

Is the bestest big brother ever.

[BloodCupcake]

Is a virgin like me!

And I'd like to meet her...

Ditto

Has a secret stash of Scooby Snacks that he eats at night.

[Eevee]

I wish! And...reminds me of myself, for some reason.

[prick]

Does not remind me of myself AND THANK GOD FOR HER!

[phee]

Has not been caught trying to steel Uranium from Virginia

[Der Nister]

Wants his portrait in the library of congress.

[phee]

Told her the secret even though he was not supposed to!

[Der Nister]

Has the only set of keys to the bat cave and is holding them for ransom.

[kat (1)]

is still wearing my stockings.

[Der Nister]

Wears my boxer briefs on laundry day because she likes how they feel.

[The_Stalker]

Seems to be really funny =)and has an awesome sign.

[Msterbeau]

Will meet her demise shortly...

[Der Nister]

Wants to play trixie the rabbit in Disney's new full length feature.

[kat (1)]

has already landed the role.

[Der Nister]

Gave up her lego empire to serve hot meals to homeless Zombie go go dancers.

[The_Stalker]

Wanting to kick ass cause there is no chewing gum

[taysteewonderbunny]

Needs to be inducted into a cuddle club. *Board is overwhelmed with simultaneous replies as the usual suspects immediately volunteer.*

[Der Nister]

Is always checking her mail box for the wining sweepstakes letter.

[The_Stalker]

would willing join the cuddle-fest being started