The Person Above You

[TomCat]

Eats eaglets

[Brenda Starrr]

Eats eggs

[TomCat]

Likes her eggs over easy

[Brenda Starrr]

Likes his any way he can get them

[TomCat]

knows that ain't no lie.

[Brenda Starrr]

Will make me eggs

[TomCat]

Wants me to fluff her eggs, and beat them

[Brenda Starrr]

Would beat my eggs if I asked

[Paper Hearts]

pays extra for egg-beaters

[TomCat]

wants her rice pudding too

[Paper Hearts]

really steams her rice

[TomCat]

KNows about R.I.C.E. for ankle injuries.

[Paper Hearts]

knows Dr. Scholls personally

[TomCat]

Personally avoids lower extremity injuries.

[Paper Hearts]

likes the right to remain silent better than freedom of speech

[TomCat]

Is all about the Bill of Rights

[Paper Hearts]

hasn't forgotton the Alamo

[TomCat]

Rents with Alamo, when on the road.

[Paper Hearts]

goes on the road with a chimp, like on BJ and the bear.

[Brenda Starrr]

Likes a.....nevermind

[TomCat]

Owns Nevermind by Nirvana

[Paper Hearts]

not difficult to read

[Brenda Starrr]

Doesn't know that the ex got that in the divorce

[TomCat]

Knows that's a pisser.

[Paper Hearts]

gets pissed