The Person Above You

[phee]

Has a truck that looks like a dog

[Paper Hearts]

Hates the Cure!

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is often complimented on his wordification

[phee]

Has a protracter

[Paper Hearts]

posted underneath a very funny post about "wordification".

[Msterbeau]

Is a forgiving soul...

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is a charming beau

[phee]

Likes napalm

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knows that napalm sticks to kids

[phee]

Likes french toast

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finds it smelly and unappreciative....prefers American toast

[Msterbeau]

Likes French girls...

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likes Fronch dressing

[Paper Hearts]

dresses in knickers

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won't stay away from my monkey

[Paper Hearts]

loves all of the members of the ape kingdom

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abba dabba dabba dabba

[Paper Hearts]

his membership fees are paid for in blood

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can't find a job, therefore ain't got no money to pay the rent

[Paper Hearts]

His job, sir, is to insure your safety!

[float]

is protecting me

[Paper Hearts]

not without his anus

[Brenda Starrr]

Smells like sex and candy

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is protecting my anus?

[Paper Hearts]

shall defend himself