Paper Hearts Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 To him, there is no half-full/half-empty question: it's either all the way full or fuck it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 To him there is no half full/half empty glass of water, because he ordered beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msterbeau Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Does or does not. Does not try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paper Hearts Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Doesn't drink out of half-full/half-empty glasses that he finds, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Drinks blood like a wampire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paper Hearts Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 (edited) Beats Rock, like Paper. Edited October 6, 2005 by Paper Hearts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msterbeau Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Papers over mistakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Is green like an avacado Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paper Hearts Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Has a fistfull of bacon and he intends to use it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Attacks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paper Hearts Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Treats various cuts of meat as if they were his own family. -Gives them ciggarettes and ocaisionally macaroni and cheese. Takes them to see the fireworks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Treats various cuts of meat as if they were his own family. -Gives them ciggarettes and ocaisionally macaroni and cheese. Takes them to see the fireworks. OK I laughed very hard at that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paper Hearts Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Does that make the funniest quotes of DGN, then? I've been trying hard, lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 SHould know that I am about to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paper Hearts Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Has done it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Does it in the bathroom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soothsayer Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Has a fur ball fur coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilEve Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 likes to lick wallpaper that tastes of snozberries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Likes chicken berries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soothsayer Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Does stand up comedy sitting down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Thanks his army of scorpians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soothsayer Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Is an Aries but acts more like a Tuarus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Is incorrect.... I am a Taurus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilEve Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 made me think his spelling of 'Tuarus' was ''anus'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soothsayer Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Is thinking of amus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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