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A jeans, and a t-shirt that says:

"You Might Be A Zombie If...

1. You crave human flesh for breakfast.

2. You smell like a rotting corpse.

3. You have died and been brought back to life.

4. You have flesh hanging from your arms.

5. You have seen a voodoo practioner lately.

6. All you can say is "brains".

7. You drag one leg when you're walking.

8. You had to crawl out of the ground this morning.

9. You can't get rid of your morning breath.

10. You've got worms in your skin.

11. You can see you insides through your outsides.

12. People scream when they see you.

13. You can't keep your jaw closed.

14. You just finished eating all these teenagers and you still have the munchies.

15. You listen to pop music. "

heheheh..... i like this shirt.....

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