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OH IT BURNS


Vater Araignee

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Hey I bet you thought this was going to be about what else Lip Venom might plump up but its not. :grin

I don't like taking meds that are meant to help unless I absolutely have to that way they work when needed so...

You go once and your like "Oh no" :ohmy:

You go twice and think "It will run its course soon" :confused

You go for the forth time "It cant last much longer" =(

Seventh time "I hope I'm not sick" :fear

Tenth time "OH IT BURNS" :doh

Eleventh time it hits you.. :blink

in nine hours I drank 3 23.5 oz. Monsters and refilled one of those cans with gaiter aid 7 times for a total of 235 oz.

This is not going away soon with out help.

BREAK OUT THE IMODIUM A-D!!! :chug

Twelfth time :oops

BREAK OUT THE IMODIUM A-D!!! :chug

72 hours later you in a literally shity mood and it hits you

I didn't give the first dose a chance to work so I doubled up and it probably ran its course so the double dose had a rebound effect and I'm constipated and miserable again. :tear

I HATE BODILY WASTE!!!

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Is the beer really all that bad there???? I keep hearing this :confused

I usually use prune juice myself....try it next time....doesn't take much and it's over quick. :grin

I'm over it now that's why I can make light of it.

How ever If I need to break constipation I can do it by going to the CC and drinking some of that crap they have on tap.

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No it isn't normal. Go to a gastrointesinalist.....get a scope done. It could save your life.

How I hate those days. My body does that to me every 6 months or so. I've talked to my doctor about it and he says that it seems to be "normal" for me. It's normal to have the runs every 6 months? I dont want to be normal anymore.

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Oh so sorry to hear about this Vater.  I had a similarly excruciating experience a few years ago.

I gotta tell you though, the way you told it - my coworkers thought I was crying,  I had been laughing so hard.

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I'm with Marblez on this. I know how you feel, trust me. But I almost pissed my pants when I read it.

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