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Just came up from the basement of our rental.

Flood. Great. Grr...

Spent an hour transferring items from boxes into dry boxes up high, and accessing damage to things that were in the bottom of the boxes. Lost a lot of books, most of which I can get again. But did lose a few keepsakes, like my Crow graphic novels, a Poland coloring book my grandmother got me when I was little, some music books.

Also lost some good eBay stock I brought all the way back from NC, including a really nice lot of Avalon Hill games (destroyed), a whole bunch of 80's albums including some by the Cure, Depeche Mode, etc - all worth a decent amount of money.

Most I don't care about. But I really hope Jon gets home soon so we can save as much of Tuckle's box of hay as we can. We have to buy him nutritional hay from Oxbow, and a box runs us between $40 and $50. Thankfully they package it inside a big plastic bag inside the cardboard carton, so as soon as he gets home we can transfer most of it into trash bags and then into a big cardboard box I happen to have down there. That box will be set atop a palatte.

FUCKING LANDLORDS. CALL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*hugs*

Well I get to pretend to have a happy marriage and do the show for our families (neither family knows were are seperated..its just easier that way).  I will be spending Saturday and Sunday chainsmoking in a drunken stupor.

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=( Aw honey. I wish I could be there for you!

Know that I won't be the merriest sould either...got dumped, live alone, can't be w/ my godchildren nor my best friends, cancer eating me alive ...hey why should you be upset woman? Wanna trade? :wink LUV U

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=( Aw honey. I wish I could be there for you!

Know that I won't be the merriest sould either...got dumped, live alone, can't be w/ my godchildren nor my best friends, cancer eating me alive ...hey why should you be upset woman? Wanna trade?  :wink LUV U

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I know, you are worse off, and I wish I could make things better for you...you were in my thoughts this Yule *smooch* love you too!

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  • 4 weeks later...

New fuqin meds again!

I was getting used to being knocked out and injected with drugs into my spine, honest!

NOW I have to get used to guess what....taking more frriggin pills. I swear my kidneys are going to just lock up and quit on me one day soon!!!! :ohmy:

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Wow, goths...ya slipping or what?  This thread was dead for quite awhile.

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I've been empty ever since New Years. Physically, I survived which isn't too surprising, but I was a little worried about it knowing my history and all. I actually managed to have a pretty good time NYE which really shocked the hell out of me considering, uh ... stuff. Emotionally though, I might as well be dead. I've just been really hollow. I suppose that's not too surprising either. After all, I was 0-10 in 2005. In otherwords, of the 10 gals (there may be a few errant ones I'm forgetting) I had an interest in, every single one rejected me. Some minor, some fairly harsh, but all of them painfull in one way or another. So, come 2006 I think I just shut down.

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well today was the worst. day. ever.

When I woke up today my boss called me and told me I was fired because I used the ladies room instead of the mens room yesterday. But the door to the mens room is very hard to open and I have a bad pinkie which makes it hard to open the door. Ok I admit I did open the stall door of someone in full pee, but I had no idea someone was using the stall. Ok I did sit down on top of her, but my knees are bad and I needed somewhere to sit immediately or I was liable to fall over. Ok fine, I did go poo poo on her lap but I can not help it, someone slipped a laxative into my cereal this morning.

I go home and find the repo man waiting for me, he claims I have not made a car payment in 6 months. Well that's a lie. I mailed him an IOU slip every month. That proves I intend to pay him.

Then I go home and found that my pet hamster hung himself. He scratched a note in the bedding that said "I would rather be dead than live with you". It hurts because my mom used to tell me that all the time. Anyway I called the police about the hamster and they arrested me thinking I killed him. I was interrogated for 4 hours and the bad police man made me cry. They told me I was gonna do hard time. Well they finally let me go when they realized I wasn't gonna crack.

So I went back home and found my hamster had faked his death because he was throwing a party and there was a banner that said "Ted's in jail for a long long time!". To make matters worse, my hamster was having sex with my mom!

I was so depressed so I went to city club but I remembered that city club isn't open til later so i think I will just sit in the parking lot, that way I know I won't be mugged but someone who works at the ramada told me the lot was full. I said "what? the lot is completelt empty and it the club isn't open for another 11 hours!" and they said "sorry, you gotta get here early to park here!" then I noticed the fucking Latex twins peeking their heads around the corner, laughing at me!

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