OK you've convinced us

[SomeDanGuy]

I think many mistakes have been made that have put us into a bad situation now, but at this point.......I agree. An immediate pullout is a bad idea for all the reasons listed above.

[saechalyn]

*sigh* I agree as well. I think the situation is lose-lose now.

[the eternal]

Well my humor has its limits.

I originally goofed on the way some of us get into it with the Dark and some others.

People either didnt read it or didnt get it.

Story of my life

So, I edited it with lots of fun bolds italics and underlines as well as CAPS.

I would use emoticons but my mommy said I should get the hang of fingerpainting first.

But moooommm!!

OK

Anyway, its on the next page, if you dare.

[torn asunder]

...And

you both have cooties

:laughing

[The_Dark]

You don't actually expect me to read that do you?

[the eternal]

I expect EVERYONE to read it.

It's a tribute to both of you and your troubles with all us evil condescending liberals.

You should be touched!

Do I have to go back and put the dashes in, you babies???

[Vater Araignee]

that was pretty dang cool boys.....

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Tanks

STOP!! DONT LOOK BELOW AND SAY-OH ANOTHER LONG DRONING DENSE HYPER POLITICAL/INTELLECTUAL PIECE!  (you should to expect nothing BUT 1st grade level material from  me by now)

Turn off your inhibitions and read this post REALLY REALLY fast. 

(I meant to put little dashes between every word so the whole thing would be like one quick sentence but as long as this is, Id still be inserting them tomorrow)

Anyway, this is my little response to  TD and VA-

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Truncated

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on the good honest strait-laced clean living folk residing here at detroit gothic.

Well you DONT have the right!!!! 

This a place for people with open minds and so your views are not welcome here. 

They dont reflect my own and so therefore they are representative of hate and intolerence and since Im opposed to that

I must kindly ask you take your ideas elsewhere. 

When you reach a level of enlightenment and tolerance

and see my worldview as your own,

you are welcome to return. 

Until then, shut up you worthless bastards!!!!!

You both are abhorrent and have done far more damage on this thread than the combination of all the needless carnage your fascist comrades in the military have caused in their genocidal operations around the globe!

And

you both have cooties

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I dont have cooties. :grin

[The_Dark]

I don't think your evil but you are at times condescending. I don't beleive you understand how world politics work. I think you have an ideal of how things should work and your trying to force that ideal onto the real world. I don't care how big of a hammer you get, the round peg is not going in the square hole without things breaking. You keep hammering away and ignore the saw laying next to you. I would love it if everyone was all peace and harmony. I would love if people would stop killing each other over religion and material things.... but it's not going to happen. You fight fire with fire and containment. You don't walk away and hope it goes out on it's own. Sometimes, as distastefull as it may be, staying the course is the only way out of a bad situation.

[the eternal]

OK SISSY-BOYS (and girls)

Here is the revised version with plenty of carriage returns

AND

italics

AND

bolds

AND

CAPS.

I suppose you need me to read it to you too

OK I WILL

"You're both anti-intellectual morons who couldn't shoot your way out of a paper bag

AND

you probably stink of oil

AND

you blow the man every day on your way to your capitalist enterprising positions of world domination

AND

you've let the conservative media devour what little you have of brains

like maggots eating their way through a tunnel

AND

Pat Robertson hardwires alerts to you every 5 seconds so you know which person to assassinate

AND

you think the south will rise again

AND

you have 140 toilets on your lawn-

ONE

for each year since the civil war ended

AND

you wish we could go back to the days of Dan Quayle wisdom

AND

you wish to open up the concentration camps again just to scare the heathen Jew non believers a little

SO

they could finally find Jesus and go to church where they belong

AND

you think every muslim should be:

- ID'd,

-strip-searched

AND

-violated with a nightstick before boarding a plane

AND

you want to take away every amendment but the second one

AND

you get off on seeing big guns and tanks because of your latent homosexuality that you are too macho and stupid to acknowledge

AND

you go on this freak site to harass goth fags like me

BECAUSE

it feeds your desire to oppress others

BUT

you wouldnt go on other minority sites

BECAUSE

youd get your asses kicked

AND

you're afraid of ANYONE that doesn't look like you

AND

you like caviar and william f buckley dictionaries

SO

you can confuse everyone with your doublespeak because it hides the fact that

YOU HAVE NO SOULS

SINCE

they were sold to the devil the day you decided that human rights got in the way of your right

to exert control and dominance over all living things

AND

you think that masturbation is a sin because you believe its more important to protect the semen from your 2 inch dicks than the homeless who are starving

AND

you say you love music but yet you stand against 'save the music' thereby preventing a future generation of celine dions and michael boltons from bestowing their unique brand of soul onto the world's stage

AND

you dont want to forgive the world's debt because the world bank is your little way of getting back at all those Africans who defeated apartheid

and had gall to stand up after the 'colonialist saviors took on the white mans burden' to make the world safer

AND

whiter

and a better place to wear khakis

AND

you dont like afrocentricity because you think only white people know what's best

AND

you buy and watch porn to promote and perpetuate the degradation of women who should have no control over their bodies

AND

women should only the leave their kitchens to shake their dinners for you and your macho pig buddies

AND

they should be on call 24/7 to give your sorry asses blow jobs that you will never reciprocate

BECAUSE

"its unclean and smelly"

AND

you think that anything that bleeds for seven days and doesnt die is unnatural

BUT NOT

as unnatural as homosexuality

WHICH

is the biggest scourge on humanity

AND

will be the ruin of us all

WHICH

is why

YOU WISH

that all gay people could be rounded up and put in a leper colony

SO

they could spread AIDS and good makeup tips among each other

AND

then you could give this country its testosterone back

SO

men could be men instead of the 'pansy-assed sissy mamas boy metrosexuals all men in this country have become'

AND

you only have a television so you can watch fox news and nascar

BUT only dale earnhardt can carry the torch of racing

fuck jeff gordon

that girly little pretty boy

AND

you want all taxes to be abolished and everything to be for sale

SO

you can trade your grandma in a poker hand to game of chance

AND

you think that global warming is a myth cooked up by big hollywood so they can have something to yammer about

AND

the only person with more power than our "fearless faultless leader of the free world"

is Barbra Streisand

BECAUSE

her and Jane Fonda have completely destroyed the morale of any soldier ti ever hold a gun

AND

their subliminal messages have set the stage for a communist takeover which will be led by:

the labor unions

AND

the aforementioned radical homosexual lobby

AND

you like to hunt doves just so you can say

HA, LOOK WHO'S KEEPING THE PEACE NOW MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!

AND

you'd really like to kill minorties and illegals

SINCE

they hold no value and only serve to take away jobs from good hard working white people

BUT...

YOU....

CANT...

BECAUSE

then you'd have no staff to cook your meals plant your garden

AND suck your cock

when you are watching those XXX-rated cinematic paeans to female degradation

THAT

you hold so dear

AND

you want a new world order to sweep over this great land

WHERE

only the 'moderate opinions' of rush limbaugh pat buchanan and david duke are heard

AND

law and order is restored

AND

schools have uniforms

AND

controversial books like huckleberry finn is burned

AND

replaced by television programs by huckleberry hound

AND

the latin explosion is pushed back south of the border

AND

Dora the Explorer is forced to explore why she still speaks in spanish sometimes

even though shes been in this country her whole life (learn the language, bitch!-and put some goddamn clothes on that pornagraphic monkey)

AND

you'll have english made to be the official language

AND

anyone who speaks differently in public will be tarred and feathered

EXCEPT

the muslims who will be jailed and interrogated until they confess to the terrorist plot

they were hatching at the local 7-11

AND

you think that just because you say you have an open mind it gives you the right to inflict your

hare-brained-radical-xenophobic-homophobic-white-supremacist-fascist-gun-toting-country-music-loving-imperialist-war-mongering-hate-filled bile

on the good honest strait-laced clean living folk residing here at detroit gothic.

Well you DONT have the right!!!!

This a place for people with open minds and so your views are not welcome here.

They dont reflect my own and

SO

THEREFORE

they are representative of hate and intolerence

AND

since Im opposed to that

I must kindly ask you

take your ideas elsewhere!!!

When you reach a level of enlightenment and tolerance

and see my worldview as your own,

you are welcome to return.

Until then,

SHUT THE HELL UP YOU WORTHLES BASTARDS!!!!!

You both are abhorrent and have done far more damage on this thread than the combination of all the needless carnage your fascist comrades in the military have caused in their genocidal operations around the globe!

AND

you both have cooties"

[Vater Araignee]

OK SISSY-BOYS (and girls)

Here is the revised version with plenty of carriage returns

AND

italics

AND

bolds

AND

CAPS.

I suppose you need me to read it to you too

OK I WILL

"You're both anti-intellectual morons who couldn't shoot your way out of a paper bag

AND

AND

AND

AND

AND

AND

AND

AND

AND

AND

you both have cooties"

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

So what you saying is you want me to respond to you as if your not jolking right?

[the eternal]

I don't think your evil but you are at times condescending. I don't beleive you understand how world politics work. I think you have an ideal of how things should work and your trying to force that ideal onto the real world. I don't care how big of a hammer you get, the round peg is not going in the square hole without things breaking. You keep hammering away and ignore the saw laying next to you. I would love it if everyone was all peace and harmony. I would love if people would stop killing each other over religion and material things.... but it's not going to happen. You fight fire with fire and containment. You don't walk away and hope it goes out on it's own. Sometimes, as distastefull as it may be, staying the course is the only way out of a bad situation.

I would respond to that with a well-thought out analysis, including but not limited to

=( and the words nah-uh and pooo-poo head.

BUT

I'm far too depressed that

you didnt get it was a joke.

Now if youll excuse me Im going back to my only friends:

Joy Division and Jim Beam

[the eternal]

So what you saying is you want me to respond to you as if your not jolking right?

NO

you have cooties.

Get away

dont touch me

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[the eternal]

BTW that picture is awesome!!!!!!!!!!

Im not even kidding.

I want all of your posts to have that from now on.

Is that you??

That's so badass.

[the eternal]

I'm just going to post whore til someone takes me out to get wasted.

(or not)

[Vater Araignee]

BTW that picture is awesome!!!!!!!!!!

Im not even kidding.

I want all of your posts to have that from now on.

Is that you?? 

That's so badass.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Yes it is me.

[The_Dark]

I knew you were joking. Your humor seemed a vain attempt to steer the topic away from the fact that Vater and I are right.

We looked forward to the day this war ends with a free, self goverened Iraq that is not a threat to the free world and we never had to say "I told you so."

I actually think we are taking things too fast... How long did it take to get Germany back on it's feet? Japan? We are rushing a process that should not be rushed.

[Vater Araignee]

I decided to respond in my own humorous/nonhumorous way. Slowly so as to bump the thread

OK SISSY-BOYS (and girls)

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

say that to my face :grin

[the eternal]

I knew you were joking. Your humor seemed a vain attempt to steer the topic away from the fact that Vater and I are right.

You really want me to open a can of whoopass, don't you mama's boy??

No, I respectfully disagree with your position, but I ll go into it another time.

Im busy navel gazing right now dealing with my own shiiite.

I just thought it would be a good way to have fun at both our expense so we remember this is a forum to debate, not finger point.

Even if you guys are dimwitted :whistling :whistling and always wrong :cheerful :cheerful I still look forward to reading your take on what you think you know of world events...

Oh, there I go again.

I'm just not in the mood right now.

Don't worry I'll depants your feeble arguments another day. =) =) =)

Til then

One more thing,

Pomba Gira told me when Im messing around to use lots of emoticons so

:doh :clover :laughing :grin :fear :erm :confused :pirate :blushing :devil :tear :whistling :innocent =( :blink :cheerful =) :woot: :homestar: :sleeping :peanutbutterjellytime and of course

Here's one the nice differentiations I think we have the capacity for that

nutso ultra left/right wing religious terrorism-loving fundamentalists dont have....

the ability to laugh at ourselves.

Let us never put our heads so far up our own asses that we forget it.

Anyway, I've got a fifth with my name on it

[Vater Araignee]

"You're both anti-intellectual morons who couldn't shoot your way out of a paper bag

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

WHy shoot when I can just walk. That's just a waist of ammo when there are people that need to die and animals that need to be put out of their misery.

[the eternal]

You outwit me again

Curse you Vater!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW, I told you, for maximum effectiveness, your responses must be replete with ominous middle finger pic, other wise I will tear you down when I truly respond

[Vater Araignee]

you probably stink of oil

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Because I was working on my 86 electra with no suspension.