Erection. Pissing while you have one.

[Paper Hearts]

You'll be thanking me, tomorrow morning!

[Paper Hearts]

Don't forget to visualize...

[Scary Guy]

http://www.imagesbygordon.com/ImageGalleri...4x6sb1bw2cr.jpg

link NSFW

[soothsayer]

Don't forget to visualize...

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Too funny PH. :laughing

[Paper Hearts]

That's not grren scary guy-nice try.

[Head Wreck]

*colours in with photoshop

[Head Wreck]

I drove my tractor through your hay stack last night

(ooh aah ooh aah)

I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet

( ooh aah ooh aah)

Now somethings telling me

That you'm avoiding me

Come on now darlin you've got something i need

Chorus:

Cuz i got a brand new combine harvester

An ill give you the key

Come on now lets get together in perfect harmony

I got twenty acres

An' you got forty three

Now i got a brand new combine harvester

An' ill give you the key.

She made i laugh haha

Ill stick by you, ill give you all that you need

Well 'ave twins and triplets

im a man built for speed

And you know i love you darlin

So give me your hand

But what i want the most

Is all they acres of land

Chorus

Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all

For seven long years ive been alone in this place

Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, its a proper disgrace

Now if i cleaned it up would you change your mind

Ill give up drinkin scrumpy and that lager and lime

Chorus

Who loves ya baby ha

Werent we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance

I wore brand new garters and me courderoy pants

In your new sunday dress with your perfume smellin' grand

We had our photos took and us holdin hands

Chorus

Now i got a brand new combine harvester

And ill give you the key

Now that we'm both past our fifties i think that you and me

should stop this galavanting and will you marry me

coz i got a brand new combine harvester

An ill give you the key

Aahh yu're a fine lookin woman and i can't wait to getme hands on your land

how can that not be romantic?!?

[Paper Hearts]

Of course, there's Spinal tap's 'Sex Farm Woman', as well...

Anyway, you guys are not going to ruin my erection mantra for me, I'm too powerful.

[Head Wreck]

*googles for pictures of women getting stimulated by sitting on iddling john deer tractors*

[Paper Hearts]

lol.

[lestat]

i allways find a quick fullfilling way to take care of a morning hard on and it can be done less time than 15 seconds is a morning jerk off.

though i allways try to get lilith to roll over first

but dose seem to start the day off right.

no i don't do it ever morning just the special ones where its lifting me off the bed

[Vater Araignee]

i allways find a quick fullfilling way to take care of a morning hard on and it can be done less time than 15 seconds is a morning jerk off.

though i allways try to get lilith to roll over first

but dose seem to start the day off right.

no i don't do it ever morning just the special ones where its lifting me off the bed

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

:blink

[Vater Araignee]

You have a vein that flows the blood out and you have an artery that flows the blood into your pecker.

The artery is located on the underside.

At the base where you penis meats your scrotum simply apply pressure to restrict intake.

Because you are making the intake slower than the out put you lose the erection.

[The_Dark]

really.... have to try that and report back

[The_Dark]

Well, I'll be damned... you right.

[Lilith]

:blink

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he is honest, i know this cause he tired to roll me over this morning and got the cranky look :devil I did not want to be awakened...........

lilith

[Vater Araignee]

he is honest, i know this cause he tired to roll me over this morning and got the cranky look  :devil  I did not want to be awakened...........

lilith

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I'm just freaked that he can git -r- done in under 15 seconds

[Lilith]

ya know i looked at that too and thought 15 seconds, :blink no way it has to be longer but then again i am not a guy so who knows, and i dont think he has every timed it but then again i am not there all the time so who knows.

I dont know, maybe its a thing like a virgin geek guy who finally gets a girl and gets off befor he even has it out of his pants maybe it just gets that anxious in the morning. :erm

he he he

lilith

[the eternal]

See what I mean?

I'm from Iowa, (relatively new to MI)

and around those parts the only thing hotter than a sheep with a trimmed backside

is a John Deere tractor.

Excuse me I think I need to use the restroom now!

I'm just freaked that he can git -r- done in under 15 seconds

I'm just freaked out that someone said git-r-done on here.

That gives me an idea.

The next time Ive got some big morning wood, I'm going to imagine that dumb hillbilly,

Larry the Cable Guy, with one os his sleeveless shirts.

Could someone post that pic for a point of comparison, please.

Contrasting that with

the slick smooth lines

the glistening chrome

all those long sharp blades

the big

rubber

wheels

Excuse me again,

I've got some

um

more business to attend to

sorry. :blushing

[honeymustard02]

If you are capable, do a hand stand???

Or if you are REALLY deperate, pee into your shower or tub. At least you can wash it out with no problem??

[torn asunder]

isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

isn't it fr-r-r-rightfully good to have a dong?

it's swell to have a stiffy,

it's divine to own a dick,

from the tiniest little tadger,

to the world's biggest prick!

so three cheers for your willie, or john thomas...

hoor-r-r-ray for your one-eyed trouser snake,

your piece of pork,

your wife's best friend,

your percy, or your cock,

you can wwrap it up in ribbons,

you can slip it on your sock;

but don't take it out in public,

or they will stick you in the dock,

and you won't come back...

(oooh, thank you very much!!)

- monty python

[bean]

.....

[bean]

Lmao..that was too funny!

I'm so glad I'm a girl..don't have to worry about erections stopping me from pissing and don't have to worry about hiding public wood!

[gothicmom]

Here you go Eternal!

btw:we say Git-r-done!!

[the eternal]

Now we're talking!

If you put up the promo for "The right to bare arms"

I may NEVER get an erection again!

Thank you gothicmom!