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Communication is not possible without labels. The proper way to use them is just as "information" and not use them as a way to marginalize people. Joe-blow may be "a blonde" an "accountant" a "father" and "history buff" and like things that are "gothic" but hes not >only

As to the whimsical nature of this post...

Hrmm.. im so not got i wear white tennis shoes on occasion and actually like Neil Diamond.

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I smile.  ------- I frown all day

I'm happy. -------I'm always un-happy

I listen to almost all types of music.  ----Never!! I only listen to Nosferatu!!!

I like colors.  ----- black #1!!!

I'm not a loner.  ------ check!

I don't mope on a daily basis.  ----- being sad is fun!

Neither one of my cats is black. -----I dont have a cat, but if i did it would be black

I've never had Absinthe, nor do I want to. I hate the taste of black licorice.  ---yum!

I don't search endlessly for cloves.  -------Im soo gawth its all I smoke!

I'm high-maintenance.  -------being gawth is alot of work, so check!

What the Hell am I doing here?----------  cause we like you

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first, I'm a beaner.

How many Mexcan Goths do you know?

Next - I love Led Zepplin.

Next - I like chick flicks, but I'll beat your punk ass if you laugh at me for crying.

Next - I love black, but thats because I need to lose 20 lbs.

Next - oh forget it.

Led Zepelin rules, so goth or not, you have to groove to a Zep song at least once in your life.

Besides Page was into black magic that's pretty damn goth.

Mexican goths??

How about Mexican prog-thrash rockers.

Mars Volta kicks my ass so hard, I feel like Ive been probed.

As for me, I'm so not Goth, I saw Coldplay last night and I loved it!

(great concert and BTW, thematically, their songs are more Goth than half of the groups that wear black clothes and nail polish)

PM to Brenda I'm too lazy to mail you directly,

after singing the last track off their new album X&Y " Untitled (Til Kingdom Come)"

which was written as a dedication to Johnny Cash, they went into a rousing rendition of Ring of Fire.

:cool

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I'm so not goth that I have Tragedy hanging in one corner and Misery in another.

A book shelf full of vampires, gothed out barbies, dark figurines and action figures.

Drac, Frank and a stone cross with a skull in the middle hanging on a wall.

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:blink but... but.... :sleeping

yep, I think we found ourselves a goth.

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That's so weird

My huge penis is a big hippie.

He likes natural women with curves and real breasts and hair.

He also sneezes milk after awhile and likes his friend "the mouth" to take over.

Luckily, "the mouth" is up 24/7 and is often hungry, especially the tongue portion of it .

:ohmy:

What did I just say

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Communication is not possible without labels.  The proper way to use them is just as "information" and not use them as a way to marginalize people.  Joe-blow may be "a blonde" an "accountant" a "father" and  "history buff" and like things that are "gothic" but hes not >only< any one of those things. 

As to the whimsical nature of this post...

Hrmm.. im so not got i wear white tennis shoes on occasion and actually like Neil Diamond.

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"Song sung blue, sleeping on my pillow......"

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Hrmm.. im so not got i wear white tennis shoes on occasion and actually like Neil Diamond.

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...Troy just lowered my goth points even more.

"September Morn, We danced until the night became a brand new day..."

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"Song sung blue, sleeping on my pillow......"

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"I'll be what I am. Solitary man."

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I am many things and do not like to be classified really.

Some days I am dressed in all black with heavy eyeliner and wrist cuffs on and have my piercings in.

Other days I am dressed in color with tennis shoes and holey jeans on.

I like many styles and many things.

I like a wide variety of music.

I would say though that I am attracted the most to the gothy look. I feel the best when I am looking good in all black. I feel the most attractive.

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