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(Aren't I the thread-digger?)

Depends on the size of the blender. Ever see that Treehouse of Terror episode? Yup, that's a whole quack-load of...quackers. But regardless, 962 ducks may be placed into any blender, because it just works that way.

How do you take out your stresses and aggressions?

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A: Grand Teton... because it means great tits, and the two highest peaks look like a pair of knockers (henceforth the name, i guess)

Q: Where are my car keys? I can't find them anywhere...

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A: No, they are actually infant eels... Could ya imagine that? Live eels wrigglin' round inside your belly... explorin' your organs, like internal black wangars.

Q: Got milk? ...and if so, what do you plan to use it for?

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