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I do. At $4 a gallon I heart my Honda! lol

Who would look better in a thong - Don Knotts or Boris Yeltzin?

for some reason, it's easy to picture Mr. Knotts, disgusting, but I could totally see it, thanks a lot

How do you propose to relieve my boredom?

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I've always taken responsibility, but I absolutely refuse to grow up!

What's got you frustrated at the moment?

I am not frustrated... just practicing for when my kids are teenagers

do you prefer sweet or salty?

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When I slipped and fell on the ice in my driveway over the winter.

I was carrying a big basket full of freshly washed blankets (from doing laundry at a friend's house), and I was piss drunk (don't worry-- said friend dropped me off). I went down hard on the side of my right knee, and bruised the bloody feck out of my left buttcheek.

What made it even worse, was I picked everything up, and fell AGAIN, face first-- into the basket!

My neighbour across the street was backing into his driveway just then, with his headlights like a spotlight on my baggypants vaudeville act. He had to've been CRYING watching my stupid drunk ass! :rofl: I wonder if he had his camera phone rolling. I'd like to see a replay of that one!

And now, for my question:

What was the first time your heart was broken?

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On Earth: Somewhere exotic and tropical, mmm. Out in space: Saturn, i'd like to see the rings. =X

If you were in a horrible accident and had the choice of retaining either your hearing or sight, which would you choose and why?

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My life is vision... so that's easy. Especially since I wouldn't have to hear my daughters bicker anymore... :rofl:

What would you rather ave - A nice luxury car that got crap mileage (And you pay for gas) or a crappy looking car that gets great mileage?

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My life is vision... so that's easy. Especially since I wouldn't have to hear my daughters bicker anymore... :rofl:

What would you rather ave - A nice luxury car that got crap mileage (And you pay for gas) or a crappy looking car that gets great mileage?

Good milage...

Tree or bush?

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