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First, I'd pay off all of my debts. Then I'd pay off my mother's mortgage. I'd put myself through school, but keep my part time job first because I like it, second because I need the discipline of real work. I'd get health insurance, real and proper health insurance, for myself and my family and my best friend and her husband. I'd put a hefty amount aside in a trust for my daughter. I'd take a vacation around the world in itty bitty installments and donate the rest to charity. Oh, and I'd fix my car; I like my little Honda.

What would you do?

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id pay off all my debt as well buy a decsent house nothing ritzy buy an old junker and fix it up for myself out me and my mother threw school so i could have my carrer and like you id keep my job at C cuz i love it there health insurance def....take a nice vacation donate some to chairty and put the rest in a high interest fund

jello er pudding

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id pay off all my debt as well buy a decsent house nothing ritzy buy an old junker and fix it up for myself out me and my mother threw school so i could have my carrer and like you id keep my job at C cuz i love it there health insurance def....take a nice vacation donate some to chairty and put the rest in a high interest fund

jello er pudding

Ah! :peanutbutterjellytime: Jell-O brand puddin' pops! I said, Jell-O brand Puddin' Pops!

:bunny:

Chocolate or chocolate banana?

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The place I always go versus the place I've never been.....Hmmmm. Both? And I want to go to The Works some Wednesday when I've recovered my health and finances a bit.

Which sounds like more fun: interrupting traffic for a simulated Ninja fight scene or running through the DIA naked?

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Either escapade would likely end in arrest. While I've long wanted to flirt naked with the Roman statuary, I just think it would be better for me to be arrested clothed than not. And besides, how funny would "people in pajamas obstructing traffic" sound on the radios? :police::shuriken::police:

Why would someone want to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole? Really, can you think of a good scenario for that? (I want a story.)

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one day a little boy went to the zoo and seen all sorts of animals but the one that caught his interests were the giraffs he always wanted one but they were far to big to keep in the house...so late one night he snuck into the zoo and busted a giraff free from the zoo and was walking it home he decided that he was thirsty and stopped my a seven 11 to get a slurppy so he tied the giraff to a telephone pole wile he went inside to get his refeshment...

its a corny story i was making it up as i went along so poo on you if its not good enough....

why cant you tie alligators to firehydrants in detroit seems like an odd law to have?

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Oh, because they eat the children that play in the cracked open ones. See, the resulting sinkholes are so deep and the streets are never cleaned, so the water just wells up and fills in a muddying display. The children come running unaware of the gator taking cover and it all becomes a gory reenactment of a Nile documentary. It's very bad for the city's publicity. It's only recently gone on the books that cold-blooded, self-centered, public-funds squandering jerkwads can't hold high public office, but we'll see how long it takes for that smart rule to get broken again soon.

What exotic pet do you most want?

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What, like my mother?

Or do you mean the kind of thing where I would have to be abstinent out of loyalty to that person? Hmmm. Hmmm. I could....and would for the right person, but I wouldn't be very happy with that arrangement. It would be much better for us both if I could take a lover, discreetly, of course. And I'm assuming that I would be able to lavish this person with other kinds of affections. That would be all well and good.

What about you?

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Oh man-- that's a tough one. I'll have to go with waffles, though. Belgian ones, with plenty of macerated strawberries, and Devonshire clotted cream. :drool

Herbal tea, or the traditional Camellia sinensis tea?

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