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I want someone to enact a law that banishes those fucking popups that flash at you-and-flash-at-you-until-you-close-your-eyes-and-they're-still flashing-at-you-and-you-open-your-eyes-and-all-you-wanted-to-do-was read-a-goddamn-story-but -you-can't-because-of-the-flashing-so-you click-the-x-to-make-it-go-away-but-it-takes-you-there-anyway-and-you find -yourself-buying-the-entire-collection-of-celine-dion-just-so-it-would-go-away-but-then-even-more-pop-up-in-its-place-so-now-you have-the-entire-collection-of-michael-bolton-and-gloria-estefan-and-you try-to-kill-yourself-but -you-forgot-that-you-were-a-celine-dion-fan-now so-your-heart-will-YOUR-HEART-WILL-GO-ONNN!-and-so-you're-coming-out-of-the-dark-and-you-get-wasted-on-boones-farm-and-its-not-really-boones-farm-but-bad-faygo that-fermented-from-the-last-time-a-juggalo-left-it-at-your-house-years ago-to-celebrate-that-some-final-fucking-jokercard-had-been-released and-you-don't-even-know-what-the-hell-that-means-and-all-you-really care-about-is-getting-your-stomach-pumped-and-you-resign-yourself-to a-locked-jail-cell-of-you-bread-and-the-dgn-website-since-its-the-only place-that-doesn't-have-those-popups....

anyway, that's how I arrived here -

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lol

Or a phone-uar. it's a jaguar that tavels fibre-optic cables to maul stupid callers' faces off. Yes, I've already patented it.

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Yes, that would work too.. anything to get rid of them! Some sweet, wonderful day... I will have a job... a job that does not involve a call center..... oh yes...

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