Song that describes your mood right now

[Homicidalheathen]

I dunno. Maybe it hasn't even been writen yet. Some OBNOXIOUS country song with ASSHOLE in it over and over.......hey I know.....the rodeo song!

THE RODEO SONG

(Gaye DeLorme)

Showdown - 1980

Well it's forty below and I don't give a fuck

Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo

And it's Allemande left and Allemande right

Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right

Get off stage ya goddam goof, ya know

Ya piss me off, ya fuckin' jerk, get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand

He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo

And it's Allemande left and Allemande right

Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right

Get off stage ya goddam goof, ya know

Ya piss me off, fuckin' jerk, get on my nerves

Well it's forty below and I ain't got a truck

And I don't give a fuck 'cause I'm off to the rodeo

It's Allemande left and Allemande right

Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right

Get off stage ya goddam goof, ya know

Ya piss me off, ya fuckin' jerk, get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand

He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo

And it's Allemande left and Allemande right

Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right

Get off stage ya goddam goof, ya know

Ya piss me off, fuckin' jerk, ya get on my nerves

And since you all know how much I hate country.....and assholes......you can imagine my mood.

Edited June 18, 2007 by Homicidalheathen

[know_buddy_kares]

BEER! By Psychostix

I like beer because it's good.

I drink beer because I should.

If there was a song to sing,

I'd sing it and beer you'd bring.

I drink beer when I am sad,

cause of beer it make me glad.

Now there's nothing left to say..

So lets go drink beer!

When It's warm it tastes real crappy,

but cold beer will make me happy!

When I throw up on the floor,

I can go and drink some more!

They say beer will make me dumb,

It R go good with pizza!

Now that we have drank some beer,

Lets go drive a car!

[phee]

If I Were A...I'd - Fishbone

If I believed everything I saw on television

I'd...Think

Like Brady Bunch

Eat Wendy's for lunch

Drive a Datsun Subaru and never question much

Get a 9 to 5 never have a life

Married at 20 have 2 kids then divorce my wife

Then I'll be a cop! And I won't be stopped

Power trippin' robot just chewin' off my ear.

[odims_sphere]

here is my deal with death

its seven lives i have

despite my deepest fall

i haven't spent them all

i never do look back

i never turn my head

i never raze my past

i never stop my march

come! no night too dark, no road too long

run! no rain too hard, no wind too strong

pray! no blood too red, no cut too deep

stay! no pain too bad, no track too steep

all i want is to fullfill

praise my mission, bless my will

if you kill me, break my neck

seven times i'll resurrect

all i want is to fullfill

praise my mission, bless my will

if you kill me, break my neck

because seven times i'll resurrect

come! no night too dark, no road too long

run! no rain too hard, no wind too strong

pray! no blood too red, no cut too deep

stay! no paint too bad, no track too steep

faith! i'm bound to live my destiny

hail! my longing for eternity

forever seek my dream

days and nights and endless stream

come with me

my march goes on

today i'm here

tomorrow gone

come! no night too dark, no road too long

run! no rain too hard, no wind too strong

pray! no blood too red, no cut too deep

stay! no pain too bad, no track too steep

faith! i'm bound to live my destiny

hail! my longing for eternity

[Jadis]

AVRIL LAVIGNE - "GIRLFRIEND" ... it's catchy and sticks in my head ... but it applies (partially) right now.

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I don’t like your girlfriend!

No way! No way!

I think you need a new one

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I know that you like me

No way! No way!

You know it’s not a secret

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I want to be your girlfriend

[CandyQuackenbush]

Apoptygma Berzerk – Non Stop Violence lyrics

Two police officers killed today, in the independence minor

Republic of Kroatia. Clinches between Serbs and Kroats are

Continuing, despite the cease-fire ordered by Jugoslavian

Leaders las . But the two sides did exchange twenty

Prisoners today, that's the second trade in two days.

Come, go, step inside, bring me news from the dying world.

You thinkers and killers, you're spreading your decease among us.

Wants back, color rack, all you see is the TV set,

While people around you are dying like flies.

Non-Stop Violence. They beat us, cascades

Of non-believers dying in the sand.

Feeding us with violence, we face of all of them.

Believe me and catch me if you can.

Believe me and catch me if you can.

Come, go, step inside, bring me news from the dying world.

You thinkers and killers, you're speading your decease among us.

Wild noice, injuring your ears with money talks,

What you need is silence and a positive life.

Non-Stop Violence

So I took shelter in tomorrow

Tomorrow will bring a brand new day

Think I'll make it right tomorrow,

Think I need more sleep today.

Lets make peace again tomorrow,

I need a will to stay away.

I guess I'll always hate tomorrow

Until it's far away, away.

[phee]

SMALLER AND SMALLER - FAITH NO MORE

Drought makes the workers dream

Muscles and fields of green

Shovel the last few crumbs

Of generosity

Open heart, open mind, open mouth, open vein

DRAIN

Someday the rains will come

My blistered hands tell me

Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow

BITE

BITE

BITE

CRY

I'll keep coming back

Smaller and smaller and smaller

Squash me

Smaller and smaller and smaller

Under the charity

Smaller and smaller and smaller

Under the topsoil

Smaller and Smaller and smaller

Under the fingernail

Smaller and smaller and smaller

Then the small becomes all becomes all...... P>

BITE

BITE

BITE

CRY

(It's not a mirage)

(It's not a mirage)

(Trickling downward, trickling downward)

(It's not a mirage)

DRAIN

DRAIN

BITE

BITE

BITE

CRY

Smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller.......

[odims_sphere]

- yeah its country... eat me -

Our love is unconditional, we knew it from the start.

I see it in your eyes, you can feel it from my heart.

From here on after let's stay the way we are right now,

And share all the love and laughter that a lifetime will allow.

[Chorus:]

I cross my heart and promise to

Give all I've got to give to make all your dreams come true.

In all the world you'll never find a love as true as mine.

You will always be the miracle that makes my life complete,

And as long as there's a breath in me, I'll make yours just as sweet.

As we look into the future, it's as far as we can see,

So let's make each tomorrow be the best that it can be.

[Chorus]

And if along the way we find a day it starts to storm,

You've got the promise of my love to keep you warm.

In all the world you'll never find a love as true as mine,

A love as true as mine.

[kellygrrrrrl]

If never I'd met you

I'd never have seen you cry

If not for our first "Hello"

We'd never have to say goodbye

If never I held you

My feelin's would never show

It's time I start walkin'

But there's so much you'll never know

I keep telling you hard luck woman

You ain't a hard luck woman

Rags, a sailor's only daughter

A child of the water

Too proud to be a queen

Rags, I really love you

I can't forget about you

You'll be a hard luck woman

Baby, till you find your man

Before I go let me kiss you

And wipe the tears from your eyes

I don't wanna hurt you, girl

You know I could never lie

I keep telling you hard luck woman

You ain't a hard luck woman

You'll be a hard luck woman

Baby, till you find your man

Rags, a sailor's only daughter

A child of the water

Too proud to be a queen

Rags, I really love you

I can't forget about you

You'll be a hard luck woman

Baby, till you find your man

You'll be a hard luck woman

Baby, till you find your man

Oh yeah, bye bye, so long, don't cry

I'm just packin' my bags, whoo, leavin' you

Bye bye, bye bye, bye bye, baby, don't cry

I gotta keep on movin', yeah movin'

Bye, bye my baby

Ooh, don't cry

Edited June 20, 2007 by kellygrrrrrl

[Jadis]

Hinder - Lips of an Angel

Well, my girl's in the next room

Sometimes I wish she was you

I guess we never really moved on

It's really good to hear your voice say my name

It sounds so sweet

Coming from the lips of an angel

Hearing those words it makes me weak

And I never wanna say goodbye

But girl you make it hard to be faithful

With the lips of an angel

It's funny that you're calling me tonight

And, yes, I've dreamt of you too

And does he know you're talking to me

Will it start a fight

No I don't think she has a clue

[Shade Everdark]

The Jeweller - This Mortal Coil

The jeweler has a shop

On the corner of the boulevard

In the night, in small spectacles

He polishes old coins

He uses spit and cloth and ashes

He makes them shine with ashes

He knows the use of ashes

He worships God with ashes.

The coins are often very old

By the time they reach the jeweler

With his hands and ashes

He will try the best he can

He knows that he can only shine them

Can not repair the scratches

He knows that even new coins have scars

So he just smiles.

He knows the use of ashes

Dum da de da da dey dey

He worships God with ashes

Dum da de da de de da de dey dey.

In the darkness of the night

Both his hands will blister badly

They will often open painfully

And the blood flows from his hands

He works to take from black coin faces

Thumbprints from so many ages

He wishes he could cure the scars

When he forgets he sometimes cries.

He knows the use of ashes

Dum da de da da dey dey

He worships God with ashes

Dum da de da de de da de dey dey.

He knows (he knows the use of ashes)

He knows

He knows (he worships God with ashes)

He knows

He knows (he knows the use of ashes)

He knows (Dum da de dad a dey dey)

He knows (he worships God with ashes)

He knows (Dum da de dad a dey dey)

He (he knows the use of ashes)

He

(He worships God with ashes)

[saechalyn]

This one line from Jimmy Buffet sums it all up:

My head hurts, my feet stink and I don't love Jesus.

[Msterbeau]

You just can't believe me

When I show you what you mean to me

You just can't believe me

When I show you what you cannot see

You're hiding from feelings, searching for more

Sharing and hoping, untouched for so long

Our lives still change from the way that we were

And now I'll tell you something I think you should know

You just can't believe me

When I show you what you mean to me

You just can't believe me

When I show you what you cannot see

You cause me confusion, you told me you cared

He's calling these changes that last to the end

Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies

The past is your present, the future is mine

You just can't believe me

When I show you what you mean to me

You just can't believe me

When I show you what you cannot see

You tell me you need me, I'll make it this time

The thread won't divide us, the sensation survives

I was sure that I told you it was good from the face

You've caused me some problems, you've taken my place

Why can't you see what you mean to me?

[EvilEve]

The White Stripes - Jolene (cover)

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene

I'm begging of you, please don't take my man

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene

Please don't take him even though you can.

Your beauty is beyond compare with flaming locks of auburn hair

With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green

Your smile is like a breath of spring, your voice is soft like summer rain

And I cannot compete with you, Jolene.

He talks about you in his sleep and there's nothing I can do to keep

From crying when he calls your name, Jolene

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene

I'm begging of you, please don't take my man

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene

Please don't take him just because you can.

But I can easily understand how you could easily take my man

But you don't know what he means to me, Jolene.

You could have your choice of men but I could never love again

He's the only one for me, Jolene

I had to have this talk with you, my happiness depends on you

And whatever you decide to do, Jolene.

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene

I'm begging of you, please don't take my man

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene

Please don't take him even though you can.

Flogging Mollies - If I Ever Leave This World Alive

If I ever leave this world alive

I'll thank for all the things you did in my life

If I ever leave this world alive

I'll come back down and sit beside your

feet tonight

Wherever I am you'll always be

More than just a memory

If I ever leave this world alive

If I ever leave this world alive

I'll take on all the sadness

That I left behind

If I ever leave this world alive

The madness that you feel will soon subside

So in a word don't shed a tear

I'll be here when it all gets weird

If I ever leave this world alive

So when in doubt just call my name

Just before you go insane

If I ever leave this world

Hey I may never leave this world

But if I ever leave this world alive

She says I'm okay; I'm alright,

Though you have gone from my life

You said that it would,

Now everything should be all right

She says I'm okay; I'm alright,

Though you have gone from my life

You said that it would,

Now everything should be all right

Yeah should be alright

[Jadis]

Let's Go To Vegas - Faith Hill

Lyin' on the bank of the river

Stars are dancin', Lord it's hot

Holdin' you is what I live for

I just had a crazy thought

Hey baby, let's go to Vegas

Kiss the single life good-bye

Hey baby, let's go to Vegas

Bet on love and let it ride

We'll find a little wedding chapel

A pair of rings and a preacher too

Underneath the neon steeple

We'll take a gamble and say "I do"

Hey baby, let's go to Vegas

Kiss the single life good-bye

Hey baby, let's go to Vegas

Bet on love and let it ride

[phee]

SLOWLY GOING DEAF - MR. BUNGLE

As the congregation grows

The lung of solitude deflates

To my ears the greatest sin

Feel a bit like Beethoven

Simultaneous they speak unbeknownst

Exiled to the inner voice, difference is...

He had no choice

We can't seem to find the air

To get our message through your heads

Poor respiration is sure

To keep clear communication obscure

As if I should care

As if you are listening out there

The louder you speak the more I can hear

The less I can understand

Pound on it, pound it in

To my ears the greatest sin

Feel a bit like Beethoven

Paint my lungs so silently

The darkest color of your noise

A crowd will contradict its own audibility

Can't hear the diaglogue for the voice

No one is listening

Yet ears are ringing

Ears are ringing

In the morning I will see

What you were trying to say to me

As I respond into the sink

Need not again hear myself think

Ears are ringing

Wax within my ears has grown

Just like the snot inside my nose

My interpretation of distorted conversation

I will kill for isolation

Sacrifice the energy

To enjoy the breath of silence

When the blood comes naturally

I have chosen to plug my nose

Before the threshold of pain has grown

Mole out from society

Survive off my soliloquy

Removed I can speak as he has

[ManicQueen]

Rammstein - Spring

Auf einer Brücke ziemlich hoch

Hält ein Mann die Arme auf

Da steht er nun und zögert noch

Die Menschen strömen gleich zuhauf

Auch ich lass mir das nicht entgehen

Das will ich aus der Nähe sehen

Ich stell mich in die erste Reihe

und schreie

Der Mann will von der Brücke steigen

Die Menschen fangen an zu hassen

Bilden einen dichten Reigen

Und wollen ihn nicht nach unten lassen

So steigt er noch mal nach oben

Und der Mob fängt an zu toben

Sie wollen seine Innereien

Und schreien

Spring

Erlöse mich

Spring

Enttäusch mich nicht

Spring für mich

Spring ins Licht

Spring

Jetzt fängt der Mann zu weinen an

Heimlich schiebt sich eine Wolke

fragt sich Was hab ich getan

vor die Sonne es wird kalt

Ich wollte nur zur Aussicht gehen

die Menschen laufen aus den Reihen

und in den Abendhimmel sehen

Und sie schreien

Spring

Sie schreien

Spring

Erlöse mich

Spring

Enttäusch mich nicht

Spring für mich

Spring ins Licht

Spring

Heimlich schiebt sich eine Wolke

vor die Sonne es wird kalt

Doch tausend Sonnen brennen nur für dich

Ich schleich mich heimlich auf die Brücke

Tret ihm von hinten in den Rücken

Erlöse ihn von dieser Schmach

und schrei ihm nach

Spring

Spring

Erlöse dich

Spring

Enttäusch mich nicht

Spring für mich

Spring

Enttäusch mich nicht

[Rayne]

Fight hard on a night like this

Look for a star and wish

You could get out of it Bite down and then pray, pray, pray

You'll make it through this to sing and say

You hold life dear

Moments turn to hours which become years...

And now I'm

Far from here, and we are happy

Far from here, we are all right

Far from here, things are peacful

Far from here, we have insight

Far from here, we've detangles

Our strangled hold

And I hope to see you there

Rise high out of this whole scene

Look down and separate yourself

From your worst dream

Then fly far and then stay, stay, stay

Out of the way until the coast

Is clear and safe

Moments turn to hours that become years...

And now I'm

Far from here, and we are happy

Far from here, we are all right

Far from here, things are peaceful

Far from here, we have insight

Far from here, we've detangled

Our strangled hold

And I hope to see you there

Oh, it's hard to imagine

The things that we survive

Will we understand it all

One day when we arrive?

Far from here, and we are happy

Far from here, we are all right

Far from here, things are peaceful

Far from here, we have insight

Far from here, we are laughing

Far from here, we are thankful

Far from here, we're forgiven

And for that we are grateful

Far from here, we've detangled

Our strangled hold

And I hope to see you there

I'll see you there

[Msterbeau]

I would tell you about the things

They put me through

The pain Ive been subjected to

But the lord himself would blush

The countless feasts laid at my feet

Forbidden fruits for me to eat

But I think your pulse would start to rush

Now Im not looking for absolution

Forgiveness for the things I do

But before you come to any conclusions

Try walking in my shoes

Try walking in my shoes

Youll stumble in my footsteps

Keep the same appointments I kept

If you try walking in my shoes

If you try walking in my shoes

Morality would frown upon

Decency look down upon

The scapegoat fates made of me

But I promise you, my judge and jurors

My intentions couldnt have been purer

My case is easy to see

Im not looking for a clearer conscience

Peace of mind after what Ive been through

And before we talk of repentance

Try walking in my shoes

Try walking in my shoes

Youll stumble in my footsteps

Keep the same appointments I kept

If you try walking in my shoes

If you try walking in my shoes

Try walking in my shoes

Now Im not looking for absolution

Forgiveness for the things I do

But before you come to any conclusions

Try walking in my shoes

Try walking in my shoes

Youll stumble in my footsteps

Keep the same appointments I kept

If you try walking in my shoes

Now Im not looking for absolution

Forgiveness for the things I do

But before you come to any conclusions

Try walking in my shoes

Try walking in my shoes

Youll stumble in my footsteps

Keep the same appointments I kept

If you try walking in my shoes

Try walking in my shoes

If you try walking in my shoes

Try walking in my shoes

[BrassFusion]

Flies are buzzing around my head

Vultures circling the dead

Picking up every last crumb

The big fish eat the little ones

The big fish eat the little ones

Not my problem give me some

You can try the best you can

If you try the best you can

The best you can is good enough

This one's optimistic

This one went to market

This one just came out of the swamp

This one dropped a payload

Fodder for the animals

Living on an animal farm

If you try the best you can

If you try the best you can

The best you can is good enough

I'd really like to help you man

I'd really like to help you man.....

Nervous messed up marionette

Floating around on a prison ship

If you try the best you can

If you try the best you can

The best you can is good enough

If you try the best you can

If you try the best you can

Dinosaurs roaming the earth

[phee]

This one seems to apply to my daughter:

BEL CANTO - DREAMING GIRL

I am such a peculiar girl

Have my dreams and thoughts in another world

But I live my life

So lost in time, so lost in space

I belong to an unknown human race

But I live my life

Perhaps, I will come back again

But I, I don't bother how or when

See all my dreams don't belong to you

They have nothing with your world to do

They just live my life

So who are you, o' so wise

Who can tell what is wrong or right

And I'll just stay right where I am

My dreams belong to dreaming land

I'm not coming back again, my dreams

Belonging to dreaming land, that's why

I'll stay right where I am, see I

I don't need a helping hand

I am such a peculiar girl

Keep my secret thoughts in a secret world

That's how I live my life

So don't tell me how one's supposed to live

'Cause your eyes don't shine, they have done their time

You have lived your life

That's why, I'll stay right where I am

'Cause I, I don't want to die my friend

No I, I don't want those withered eyes

'Cause I, I want to live my life

No I, don't want those withered eyes

See, I want to live to live my life

[CixWicked]

State of Love And Trust as I..busted down the pretext

Sin still plays and preaches but it has an empty court

And the signs are passing..grip the wheel can't read it...

Sacrifice a seat belt..the smell that's on my hands

And I listen for the voice inside my head... NOTHING

I'll do this one myself...

Ley her down as priest does, should the lord be acounted

Will be in my honor, make it pain painfully quick .ahuh..

Promises are whispered in the days of darkness...

Want to be enlightened like I want to be told the end

And the barrel shakes aimed oh directly at my head..

Oh help me, help me find myself..

And I listen yeah for the voice inside my head..NOTHING

I'll do this one myself

I guess it was random love with no plan you see it clear?

Yeah yeah whoo hey na na na na hey that's something..

Hey na na na na hey that's something..

Hey na na na na hey that's something..

Want it back back away yeah yeah..

And I'll listen oh for the voice inside my head, nothing..

I'll do this one myself..

Oh and up there I'll wait..

Trigger shakes..aimed right at my head...

Won't you help me..help me from myself...oo

Whoa whoa..State of Love And Trust and a...

State of Love And Trust and a...

State of Love And Trust and a..

State of Love And yeah yeah

[Jadis]

Garbage - I Think I'm Paranoid

You can look, but you can't touch

I don't think I like you much

Heaven knows what a girl can do

Heaven knows what you've got to prove

I think I'm paranoid

And complicated

I think I'm paranoid

Manipulate it

Chorus:

Bend me, break me

Anyway you need me

All I want is you

Bend me, break me

Breaking down is easy

All I want is you

I fall down just to give you a thrill

Prop me up with another pill

If I should fail, if I should fold

I nailed my faith to the sticking pole

I think I'm paranoid

Manipulate it

I think I'm paranoid

And complicated

Chorus

Paranoid

I think I'm paranoid

Chorus

Steal me, deal me, anyway you heal me

Maim me, tame me, you can never change me

Love me, like me, come ahead and fight me

Please me, tease me, go ahead and leave me

Bend me

Break me

Anyway you need me

As long as I want you baby it's all right

[know_buddy_kares]

Angry Itch - Type O Negative

My body is itching horribly... and I'm angry for getting too drunk..... again..... and then pass out in a small patch of poison ivy

[Jadis]

Never There by Cake

you tell me that you love me so, you tell me that you care

but when i need you baby

take the time to get to know me

if you want me why can't you just show me

we're always on this roller coaster

if you want me why can't you get closer?