DGN member for President

[Daevion]

Hmm, so if we're going by Dynomite's order of preference, the cabinet would look something like this:

President black sunday/monday

  1. Vice President - daniel

  2. Speaker of the House of Representatives - fierce critter

  3. President pro tempore of the Senate - game of chance

  4. Secretary of State - jarod (me!  sweet!)

  5. Secretary of the Treasury - marblez

  6. Secretary of Defense - paper hearts

  7. Attorney General - pomba gira

  8. Secretary of the Interior - the dark

  9. Secretary of Agriculture - the eternal

  10. Secretary of Commerce - torn asunder

  11. Secretary of Labor - zhukovcodslinger

  12. Secretary of Health and Human Services

  13. Secretary of Housing and Urban Development

  14. Secretary of Transportation

  15. Secretary of Energy

  16. Secretary of Education

  17. Secretary of Veterans Affairs

Dammit, I typed all this out and saw that Phee would be veep.  Well, I'm sorry, Phee, but I want to be Secretary of State!

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I think this list of cabinent members should be impeached immediately...for the good of the nation!!

[The_Dark]

Wow.. look what I started.. people are actually thinking about what they would do to fix things rather than just siting back and bitching... on that note... My platform...

Domestic Issues:

Marrige: Would be abolished as a government sanctioned event. Civil Unions would be the replacement.. nomatter the sex. You want a church wedding? fine... have one.. it wont affect your legal status.

Abortion: Roe vs. Wade would be thrown out. It has very little legal standing and really could not stand up in a court where only the law was looked at. That is not to say that Abortion would be illegal. Infact, I would push for laws to make it legal before going after Roe vs. Wade.

Social Security: Would be revamped. How I am unsure of.. as there is no clear and simple way to fix it. I would support any real plan put forth.. be it by a democrat, a republican or a martian.

Education: this is a bit more complex...

Teachers: All salerys would get an extra 0 added.

All teachers would need to show they are qualified to teach what they are being paid to teach. If you teaching math, you better damn well have a degree that says you know how to add 2+2.

No more than 12 students per teacher. Notice the period.

Students: The first two years of collage are Free but there would be course requirments for those two years. Math, Science and reading/writing skills being the focus.

Red pens will be used. Deal with it. If you dont want to feel bad about that E, study harder.

Poverty: Sorry.. America first. Most aid to other countrys will be re-directed to the poor of this country. When we have our own house clean.. then we can start helping other people clean house.

Tax Reform: 10% Flat tax across the board. Ofcourse there would be tax incentvies but they would be hard to get. Create a job, get a tax break. Bring a job back from another country, get a tax break.

Foreign Issues:

I'll need help with these. I know I am not exactly a nice person at times but I can kiss ass better than you can imagine. this is why a very damn good Sec. of State is important. along with an advisory board made up of people from all walks of life.

[Daevion]

Wow.. look what I started.. people are actually thinking about what they would do to fix things rather than just siting back and bitching... on that note... My platform...

Domestic Issues:

Marrige: Would be abolished as a government sanctioned event. Civil Unions would be the replacement.. nomatter the sex. You want a church wedding? fine... have one.. it wont affect your legal status.

Abortion: Roe vs. Wade would be thrown out. It has very little legal standing and really could not stand up in a court where only the law was looked at. That is not to say that Abortion would be illegal. Infact, I would push for laws to make it legal before going after Roe vs. Wade.

Social Security: Would be revamped. How I am unsure of.. as there is no clear and simple way to fix it. I would support any real plan put forth.. be it by a democrat, a republican or a martian.

Education: this is a bit more complex...

    Teachers: All salerys would get an extra 0 added.

                  All teachers would need to show they are qualified to teach what they are being paid to teach. If you teaching math, you better damn well have a degree that says you know how to add 2+2.

                  No more than 12 students per teacher. Notice the period.

    Students: The first two years of collage are Free but there would be course requirments for those two years. Math, Science and reading/writing skills being the focus.

                  Red pens will be used. Deal with it. If you dont want to feel bad about that E, study harder.

Poverty: Sorry.. America first. Most aid to other countrys will be re-directed to the poor of this country. When we have our own house clean.. then we can start helping other people clean house.

Tax Reform: 10% Flat tax across the board. Ofcourse there would be tax incentvies but they would be hard to get. Create a job, get a tax break. Bring a job back from another country, get a tax break.

Foreign Issues:

I'll need help with these. I know I am not exactly a nice person at times but I can kiss ass better than you can imagine. this is why a very damn good Sec. of State is important. along with an advisory board made up of people from all walks of life.

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..and this is why I support the_dark for president and Jarod's list of cronies should be thrown out of office with a few exceptions like paper hearts and uh..the dark! lol

[Shade Everdark]

Eh, I think I like the idea of bitching and complaining.

[The_Dark]

Dont forget baiting.

[Reaper]

Secretary of Cemetery...hmmm :devil

As one of my first of many duties...nuke Iran, North Korea, and the oil industry!!

Death to death row inmates!

Death, death, death!!!

[The_Dark]

You hired. if I am voted in ofcourse.

[Shade Everdark]

Dont forget baiting.

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If that's directed at me, I have no clue what you might be referring to.

[phee]

If that's directed at me, I have no clue what you might be referring to.

I do.... :grin

[Brenda Starrr]

If I were President, we would always have open bar at our cabinet meetings.

[Fierce Critter]

Thank you to those who would support my fantastical candidacy.

I may have to propose a cabinet...

[Paper Hearts]

My cabinet is going to include all really hot chicks.

[JaneDead]

My cabinet is going to include all really hot chicks.

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i am not voting for you now. i decided it is either critter or the dark.

[phee]

I am going to vote for a tree

[soothsayer]

My vote would be for The Dark - he seems like that Clint Eastwood type that wouldn't take any shit from anyone and get things done.

[Fierce Critter]

I won't take shit from anyone, either.

Matter of fact, nor will I take urine.

No bodily secretions taken here, boyo. No way.

[SomeDanGuy]

Whoever wins............can I have a science post? Screw the public relations, pretending-to-be-likable crap, I've got some experiments that push the borders of ethics to get done!

[Vater Araignee]

Whoever wins............can I have a science post?  Screw the public relations, pretending-to-be-likable crap, I've got some experiments that push the borders of ethics to get done!

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[rubs hands] YEEEEESSSSSSS we will reduce the tax payer burden using criminals.

[Fierce Critter]

Whoever wins............can I have a science post?  Screw the public relations, pretending-to-be-likable crap, I've got some experiments that push the borders of ethics to get done!

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Who do you think I'd have performing all those tests on violent criminals???

(edit: posted before I read Vater's response - check my platform post a few posts up... )

[Marblez]

Anyone need someone to plan their fundraiser parties! I'll host the DetroitGothic National Convention!! YEAH!

[Dollardave]

Anyone need someone to plan their fundraiser parties!  I'll host the DetroitGothic National Convention!! YEAH!

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U should hold the big boobs convention marblez.

[Brenda Starrr]

My cabinet is going to include all really hot chicks.

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I'm totally underqualified. Dammit.

[Marblez]

I'm totally underqualified. Dammit.

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And the current administration is what? lol

[Brenda Starrr]

And the current administration is what?  lol

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Good point.

[holliwood66]

I hate, abhore, loathe Socialism with a passion, so I'd have to say Dark, Zhuk or Jarod. (Barring voting for myself that is...)

*rubs hands together Mr. Burns style*