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Guest Game of Chance

Excuse me??? I would like to be head of the FDA.... or maybe a mail man.

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Pass the civil service exam, and the job is yours.

Although I was hoping you might run for Pres. Or at least be Secretary of the Department of Agriculture.

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a very fair point

allow me to submit my manifesto:

all stupid people will be left down the south. on the other side of an 80 foot wall thats barbes and razor embeded on the first 80 feet, then smooth nylon clad thats angled inwards on the south face

and on the north face, the worlds biggest artistic masterpiece, the great mural of the USA. on this side we have all the cool, people and we shall all have jobs, health insurance (inc dental) wear tin foil suits and have flying cars

Vote for the 4th option! Head Wreck, the president for a better world.

join the party today and get your free uniform and matching jackboots in silver shiny stuff

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Actually. Head Wreck cannot be president of the United States of America, because he wasn't born here. Sorry mate, you'll have to work on being prime minister, instead. And I think you'd be better looking than Margret Thatcher-and I don't mean anything by that, just take that as it is.

Also, in an unprecidented show of age discrimination, the United States constitution dissallows anyone under the age of 35 from being elected to the executive position. That leaves us with HH or Brenda, or $Dave. I think it'd be cool seeing the president with a $ painted on the back of his suit coat. Dave sort of has a regal, presidential look to him, too. Brenda and HH on the same ticket would be interesting though...

-But yeah, if you vote for me, I won't raise your taxes or anything and I'll work on mispronouncing everything, so you won't miss W when he's gone. And if you want, you can intern for me and we'll reenact the presidential 'fling' between Ms Lewinski and president Clinton. Every day, if you're hot enough. Oh yeah, and Phee and Game of Chance can be in my cabinet. and speaking of cabinets, I'll give my state of the union address 'You Can't Do That On Television' style, where I pop out of a locker. And if one of the Whitehouse staff is holding a press conference and says the wrong word, green slime will pour over their head. Oh yeah, and did I mention free alcoholic (delicious, thirst quenching) beverages, free, for all Americans, by way of a new church, and SUV, tax? Plus I have a nice ass and we'll put it's image on the dollar bill. Thank you.

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