Guest Game of Chance Posted September 25, 2005 Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 lol...a female friend of mine asked me yesterday if I knew any good exercises to stretch her ass out... What she meant was...she had been working out and that her ass was sore... She knew how to stretch her calfs, her quads, but didn't know how to stretch her glutes... It just sounded funny, "Do you know how I could stretch my ass out?" Needless to say, this will be an ongoing inside joke for years... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomCat Posted September 25, 2005 Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 hurdler stretches are good for the glutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holliwood66 Posted September 25, 2005 Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 LOL~ a good one is to start by sitting up on the floor with knees to chest. Lower one leg and cross the other over the lowered leg. Pull the crossed leg toward the chest/oposite side and hold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomCat Posted September 25, 2005 Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 it figures that the heading "Ass Stretching" would get both Holliwood and I out to post. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soothsayer Posted September 25, 2005 Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 I guess your friend will be the butt of many future jokes. :laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Game of Chance Posted September 25, 2005 Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 lol...umm yeah :grin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holliwood66 Posted September 25, 2005 Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 TomCat said: it figures that the heading "Ass Stretching" would get both Holliwood and I out to post. LOL <{POST_SNAPBACK}> uh-huh...and what is that supposed to mean?? Think I'm a perv or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Game of Chance Posted September 25, 2005 Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 lol... I can't wait to offer some "ass-isstance" with my friends dilemma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollardave Posted September 25, 2005 Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 Game of Chance said: lol...a female friend of mine asked me yesterday if I knew any good exercises to stretch her ass out... What she meant was...she had been working out and that her ass was sore... She knew how to stretch her calfs, her quads, but didn't know how to stretch her glutes... It just sounded funny, "Do you know how I could stretch my ass out?" Needless to say, this will be an ongoing inside joke for years... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'll assist her with my rod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Game of Chance Posted September 25, 2005 Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 It is that very reason...that comment...that i don't bring girls to city club... What makes you think that I'm not going to "ass"ist her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollardave Posted September 26, 2005 Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 U into the back door boogie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Game of Chance Posted September 26, 2005 Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 what's the old saying? As long as I got my baretta, I'm down for whateva... :grin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soothsayer Posted September 26, 2005 Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 :laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paradox Posted September 26, 2005 Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 "pup is up, brown is down now pup is down, where is brown? where is brown? there is brown! mr. brown is out of town!" :laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickolausPacione Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 Do I sense a goatse joke coming on? With the subject line -- I had to ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cusssedness Posted December 3, 2005 Report Share Posted December 3, 2005 NickolausPacione said: Do I sense a goatse joke coming on? With the subject line -- I had to ask. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Actually, I think that is a quote from Dr. Seuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Nocker Posted December 3, 2005 Report Share Posted December 3, 2005 Game of Chance said: lol...a female friend of mine asked me yesterday if I knew any good exercises to stretch her ass out... What she meant was...she had been working out and that her ass was sore... She knew how to stretch her calfs, her quads, but didn't know how to stretch her glutes... It just sounded funny, "Do you know how I could stretch my ass out?" Needless to say, this will be an ongoing inside joke for years... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> that is one of the funniest things ive herd in a while....wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellion Posted December 3, 2005 Report Share Posted December 3, 2005 :devil Now remember: you must not ass-ume! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkChylde Posted December 3, 2005 Report Share Posted December 3, 2005 Maybe she can try using one of those pocket-size car-jacks. lmao!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothicmom Posted December 3, 2005 Report Share Posted December 3, 2005 Back on topic, though a few days late.... When my booty is sore I do a yoga move called Downward Facing Dog. If you do it just right (heels up then slowly lower heels and raise the tail bone) it feels really good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marblez Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 gothicmom said: Back on topic, though a few days late....When my booty is sore I do a yoga move called Downward Facing Dog. If you do it just right (heels up then slowly lower heels and raise the tail bone) it feels really good. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "Downward facing dog" its a great position for both on and off topic :laughing ....now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!!!! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothicmom Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 Marblez said: "Downward facing dog" its a great position for both on and off topic :laughing ....now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!!!! lol <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Very true!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 I saw this title, and it actually scared me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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