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Okay I had this dream that this chick cop asked me to help her understand the physics of this auto accident by demonstrating via reenactment how I thought the situation ended as it did. And so at the end of my little on-scene scientific theatrics, I ended in an "upside down" position. That is my head, as I lay on the grass, outside of the smashed vehicle was to the south while my legs were to the north (I was trying to show how I thought the driver finished on the exterior of the car, as they did).

She arrested me because it is illegal to be upside down for any reason, apparently, in my dream world.

In the ensuing trial, my only defense was that I was innocent because nobody had made me aware of this law and that there is no way that they could really prove that north is "up" and south is "down", anyway.

They'd heard that shit a million times before. I lost because I was, by my own description, admittedly upside down, by the law's deffinition.

Just before I was jailed, I awoke.

How you like them apples?

What did you dream last night?

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oh yeah i know what it was now.....

Last night I had the strangest dream

I sailed away to China, in a little rowboat to find ya

And you said you had to get your laundry clean

Didn't want no one to hold you, what does that mean? And you said...

Ain't nothing gonna break my stride

Nobody gonna slow me down, oh no

I got to keep on moving

Ain't nothing gonna break my stride

I'm running in a one touch ground, oh no

I got to keep on moving

You're on the road and now you pray you'll last

The road beyond was rocky

But now you're feeling cocky

You look at me and you see your past

Is that the reason why you're running so fast? And she said...

Never let another girl like you whip me over

Never let another girl like you drag me under

If I meet another girl like you I will tell her

Never want another girl like you have to say - oh!

Ain't nothing gonna break my stride

Nobody gonna slow me down, oh no

I got to keep on moving

Ain't nothing gonna break my stride

I'm running in a one touch ground, oh no

I got to keep on moving

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Last night, I dreamed that I went walked up to a bar, and there were all the CC/DGN people that I've never met.  You were there*points*...and you were there*pointing again*...The only two I remember specifically were HomocidalHeathen & Saephyr.

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yeah i remember seeing you there :cool

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