Phee-isms

[The_Dark]

Cause Fuck stick is my thing.

[Paper Hearts]

Phraggle.

Phrance.

[Brenda Starrr]

  Msterbeau said:

Are you phinished monopolizing this thread you phucking phreak?

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Phuck You.

[Msterbeau]

  BrendaStarrr said:

Phuck You.

I thought you didn't phornicate with anyone but Wayne? :blink

[Homicidalheathen]

PHARTS stinky poo :doh :erm

[Reaper]

This thread is getting pheetarded.

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  Reaper said:

This thread is getting pheetarded.

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I thought that was the whole point?

[kellygrrrrrl]

I phound Phee Phucking

So profhound it was

I phoun phucking

on the bathroom phloor

We saw phee phucking

our eyes we must close

we saw phee phucking

What a sight it was!

Yeah so it doesn't ryhme....

[Brenda Starrr]

  Msterbeau said:

I thought you didn't phornicate with anyone but Wayne?  :blink

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I said "Phuck You". Not "I wanna Phuck You!"

[phee]

It's funny because it is true!!!

[Paper Hearts]

I'm phlabbergasted.

[Brenda Starrr]

You phucker! You used a big phucking word!!

[Reaper]

Starting to sound like Daphy Duck in here. *splatter*

[unchaste]

  Reaper said:

Starting to sound like Daphy Duck in here.  *splatter*

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Phinally, thomeone ith making thome thenthe around here. :laughing

[Vater Araignee]

Phee Phie Phoe Phum.

  BrendaStarrr said:

Phee pie is phucking phabulous. It doesn't come phree, though.

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[Vater Araignee]

I was taking a phiss and shit and when I wiped my foul ass with some 2 phly paper and I thought "Lets make Phee phonder his name by using the lowest for of Fonetics"

And if some half phint Phee phriest or Phee phupil has a phroblem then tie them to the phole in a phron phrostrate phosition that will allow me to phart their phosterior with a lead phipe phreferably 100 phercent larger than their sphincter. Then we can call them pherverts because they phretended like it was was not phossible, forcing us to phenetrate the phoor pheople phroperly.

~Huct awn fonix werkt fer me.

[Homicidalheathen]

I am phlabbergasted.

[Msterbeau]

Such a phountain of phee-ativity

[JaneDead]

i bet you all didn't know that phee likes to dance like a phlamingo. well even phee needs to have his phantastic little secrets.

[Homicidalheathen]

And does Phee wear pink Pheathers in his tutu when he does this?

[JaneDead]

hell yeah. you know that's right.