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Drink: Bombay Saphire and tonic, with a twist of lime

Food: Lobster, Deep fried jumbo shrimp, a one inch thick t-bone steak (medium rare), Streamed asperagus dripping in real butter, scallops, a few oysters on the half shell and a hot dog with lots of mustard.

Dessert: Chocolate mayo cake with chocoalte cream cheese frosting. Stawberrys in Piespoerter michalsburg wine.

Death: In a large firey explosion that makes the world a better and safer place to live. (and not just by me dieing)

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Good Thread.

Food: Mexican - REAL fucking mexican food, my mom's or grandmas food, not this lame ass stuff around here. Tamales, Carne Asada, Chicken Asado, Posole, Beans, Rice, Corn Tortillas, all of it....

Drink(s): Several Please. Guiness Stout. Some Nice Scotch. And lots of ice cold cocal cola beleive it or not.

Death:

You can shoot me. My enemies I mean. Shoot the shit out of me. But I get ten bullets of my own. You get unlimited ammo, so yes you'll kill me. But I get ten bullets and a .45. So remember, I shoot back. If I get ya, I get ya. If I dont, oh well. But I betcha, I getcha.

Dessert: Not a real big dessert guy..... Flan, and Ice Cream Sundae with lots of nuts.

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Good Thread.

Food:  Mexican - REAL fucking mexican food, my mom's or grandmas food, not this lame ass stuff around here.  Tamales, Carne Asada, Chicken Asado, Posole, Beans, Rice, Corn Tortillas, all of it....

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No queso fundido, no mojoles?? Where's the quesadillas?

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Drink: Picture of holy water martinis made with chopin vodka

Food 26 oz rare Prime rib with king crab side and all the fatting butter I can stomach

desert... Dare to be great sunde from the PArlor in east lansing

Death: Selling my beheading on Pay per View so the money could be used to build a huge monument to me to dwarf all the important people in a cemetary. Yes even in death I'm an entrapenurial ass.

~TLS

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food--

buffalo wings with gravy, x-tra crispy fried chicken, mashed potatoes with x-tra butter, chitlins with hot sauce, ribs with my momma's bbq sauce, fried cheese sticks, meatloaf with gravy and fried oinions, pork roast, biscuits with gravy, fried okra with cheese sauce, Big Macs with x-tra cheese, medium rare steaks, fried shrimp with cocktail sauce, lots of ham

dessert--

peanut butter pies, 7-layer cakes, sweet potato pies with marshmellow cream, pecan pies, McDonald's apples pies, lots of frozen custard

damn, i can't get to the other part because i'm hungry now

i need a snack break and then i'll get back to the death part

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Dude, this is by far one of the gothiest posts I've ever read on DGN.

I would like to lay a certain woman down on the heavenly bed in the most elegant cemetary

in Paris

at midnight. 

First I would peel back the finest French linens and rest her sweet face on a pillow created only for royalty. 

And she would wait there

comforted and sound,

on a bed placed over the one unused plot of land,

so as not to disturb the souls of all the great

artists

and

thinkers

and

writers of our time  that surround us. 

After taking a moment to admire her exquisite beauty, I would peel off her panties, and take in her essence. 

That would cover my finest drink, meal, and dessert.

Then we would make love.

And as the sunrise cast a shadow over our silouettes, 

the intensity and passion would increase until we became unstoppable.

We'd continue without control or care.

Like a baby duck that eats until his little tummy explodes,  we would fuck each other to death, our bodies finally lifeless after an earthshattering orgasm leaving both of us literally breathless. 

And as we lay there lip-locked, a coroner would come and remove the bed and place us in our black velvet casket six feet under ground, so we could rest there

for eternity

Forever in each others embrace.

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:bravo:bravo:bravo:bravo:bravo

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Drinks: Extra dry martini slightly dirty...cold enough to pour like motor oil.

Dinner: Great Auntie Nushir's home cooking*I sure miss her*: Katah, Lahmajoon, Soujouk, Yalanchi Sarma, garlic soup, Palitjan Sempoog, Shashlik....

Dessert: Minerva Street Truffles - vanilla bean with dark chocolate.

Death: Surrounded by loved ones, cremated and then turned into a family diamond. Life Diamond yeah, yeah...cheezy site, but neat concept. Cost about the same as a decent plot anyway.

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Meal: A well seasoned steak with mushrooms and mashed potatoes and gravy and cold pasta ranch bacon salad.

Drink: A very large Long Island Ice Tea

Dessert: Something really chocolatey like chocolate mousse or cake

I would die in my sleep or while having some intense sex.

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Drink: The best imported Wine.

Food: Salad with Romaine Lettuce and Homemade Italian Dressing, Homemade Spaghetti, noodles and sauce made from scratch, Homemade Bread topped with Butter, Garlic, and Shredded Parmesan Cheese, A Shrimp Eggroll from Canton Inn Restaurant, BBQ Ribs from Zukins Rib Shack, and a BBQ Snacker from KFC

Hey, Im Dying, I gotta have the best!

Dessert: 2 Gooey Phillsbury Baked Cinnamon Buns, A slice of Marbel Fudge Cheesecake, and a Frosty from Wendys.

Death: Being Hanged naked after a 10 Hour sex session with Voltaire, Jet Li, and Christoph Doom Schneider.

:grin :laughing :cat: :laughing :grin

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LAst emal would include my grannies cream of corn, Pumpkin pie, a steak, some warm yummy bread with REAL BUTTER, a diet mt dew, and i think that wouold be al lthat would fit in my tummy.

I would want to go in peacefull, way quickly, only after all who need me no longer do, ( iw orry about that i never want to leave any one who needs me with out me i luv em to much) I just do not want a long drawn out hurtfull process i just want to be Alive one second and poof dead the next, so any emans which can off me with in 1-2 seconds will be fine. Oh and i dont think i want to see it comming either.

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