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Just talking with a friend on this one so I thought I would post it. If you had to die, what would your last meal be.......and how would you go.

I'll go first.

Drink:

Make it Jager bombs all the way

Food:

I would have biggest peppercorn mushroom steak from Ruby Tuesdays I can get, with a fully loaded tater, onion fries and a fondue bowl from Red Lobster.

Desert:

I would have a giant size peice of strawberry cheescake.

Death:

I would jump out of a plane 30000ft with no parachute infront of 10 destroyer battleships and they would have to take me out before I hit the water......If your gonna go, go big and make an impact :devil

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Nice Thread!!!

Drink:

Vodka And Cranberry

Food:

Steak Rare (spiced), Thai Salmon, Rice,

Desert:

The most Chocolate thing in the world

Death:

I would die instantly in an interstellar accident that would send my body perfectly preserved in a spacesuit drifting through the cosmos until the end of time...

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Nice Thread!!!

Drink:

Vodka And Cranberry

Food:

Steak Rare (spiced), Thai Salmon, Rice,

Desert:

The most Chocolate thing in the world

Death:

I would die instantly in an interstellar accident that would send my body perfectly preserved in a spacesuit drifting through the cosmos until the end of time...

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Thanks Phee, yours rocks too, but my luck I would hit the sun...lol

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Drink: One fucking word: absinthe.

Food: well Haribo Gummy Bears are about the only thing good to eat with absinthe, but, If I'd had a lamb curry with lots of yogurt earlier in the day, I'd be very happy.

Desert: after Masala you might have rice pudding, but that's not my favorite desert and since I'm dying on this day, maybe If I'd had mint chocolate chip ice cream (Breyer's, of course) for breakfast, that'd be a good way to start.

Death: Frigged to death by Christina Ricci. That was easy.

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Drink- I can think of nothing better (Or more appropriate) then a few rounds of "Fin du la Monde" beer.

Food- My mom's lasagna recipe.... Mmmmmmmmmm

Desert- A box of "Wippets" (A particular kind of cookie I can only find in Montreal - A wafer topped with marshmellow and covered in dark chocolate.)

Death- I would like to go back in time to 1944 in the New Mexico desert. Ground Zero. I think you know what I mean. Sex with a lovely lady could provide the countdown......

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I have to agree, this is a great thread!!

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Drink- I can think of nothing better (Or more appropriate) then a few rounds of "Fin du la Monde" beer.

Food- My mom's lasagna recipe....  Mmmmmmmmmm

Desert- A box of "Wippets" (A particular kind of cookie I can only find in Montreal - A wafer topped with marshmellow and covered in dark chocolate.)

Death- I would like to go back in time to 1944 in the New Mexico desert.  Ground Zero.  I think you know what I mean.  Sex with a lovely lady could provide the countdown...... 

:whistling

I have to agree, this is a great thread!!

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Gotta thank my friend on this one, she asked me and I spouted off my answer in like 5 minutes, but I am pretty twisted/creative like that, so I figured it would be a fun one to answer, plus it's making work be bearable today

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:devil If I knew my time was near I would enjoy this:

1. Drink Jack and cokes with weed

2. Eat a ton of food at Taco Bell

3. Turn up the heavy metal until my ears ring

4. build the biggest pipebomb ever and attach it to a propane hauler, then eat 10 barbituateswith my last Drink of Jack,Light the fuse and wait for the fireworks to begin: of course this would be done in the middle of a field, Once I am wasted as hell say goodby to a dishonest society. PS This is only if i had an incurable disease.

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Drink: Margareta's

Eats: Gourmet Grilled Cheese and Tomatoe Basil Soup, with steamed asparagus, and Lipton's Beef Strokin' it pasta.

Desert: Pumpkin Pie with ridiculous amounts of whipped cream....the high fat stuff, and a side of vanilla ice cream.

Death: Do all of the drugs I never did in excess.

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Drink:  Margareta's

Eats:  Gourmet Grilled Cheese and Tomatoe Basil Soup, with steamed asparagus, and Lipton's Beef Strokin' it pasta.

Desert:  Pumpkin Pie with ridiculous amounts of whipped cream....the high fat stuff, and a side of vanilla ice cream.

Death:  Do all of the drugs I never did in excess.

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mmm...that sounds good

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Drink: Whiskey, what else :grin

Food: Surf N' Turf, followed by Boston Cream Pie and Turkish Coffee

Death: All the drugs I could do plus 3 French models...until I had a heart attack

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Drink: Tequila Sunrise (several), before dinner.

Food: Lasagna with steamed asparagus, salad with lots of fresh vegetables and insane amounts of ranch dressing, and the finest Pinot Noir money can buy.

Desert: Chocolate cheesecake, topped with strawberries.

Death: In a rocket, speeding towards the sun while tripping on mushrooms.

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Food:

As many .144 caliber steel bb's as I can consume

Drink:

A few pints of nitroglycerin

Desert:

A water proof electronic ignition fuse with wires still coming out of my mouth.

Death:

Press button in heavily crowded area all adults of course.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

NOBODY IS INNOCENT.

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chris farley

jon bulushi

william shatners wife

phil hatmans wife

i would like to die for an honorable cause not just throw my life away for nothing.

i would like to use my dying breath to tell my x i love her and die happy.

my last meal should be big and have lots of friends and family. and i should be high from chronich blunts. I would like it to be Elk roast.

:erm

i would set up 3 glasses with guniess drop a shot of jack in each one like a jager bomb and slan them all. then fight to my dying breath against whatever.

i would like to shoot a bunch of cops once before i die.

i feel like that tim burton movie big fish except i will die alone. besides the friends and family.

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I would like to lay a certain woman down on the heavenly bed in the most elegant cemetary

in Paris

at midnight.

First I would peel back the finest French linens and rest her sweet face on a pillow created only for royalty.

And she would wait there

comforted and sound,

on a bed placed over the one unused plot of land,

so as not to disturb the souls of all the great

artists

and

thinkers

and

writers of our time that surround us.

After taking a moment to admire her exquisite beauty, I would peel off her panties, and take in her essence.

That would cover my finest drink, meal, and dessert.

Then we would make love.

And as the sunrise cast a shadow over our silouettes,

the intensity and passion would increase until we became unstoppable.

We'd continue without control or care.

Like a baby duck that eats until his little tummy explodes, we would fuck each other to death, our bodies finally lifeless after an earthshattering orgasm leaving both of us literally breathless.

And as we lay there lip-locked, a coroner would come and remove the bed and place us in our black velvet casket six feet under ground, so we could rest there

for eternity

Forever in each others embrace.

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