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Just realized that I need a break from the drama and politics of the DGN for some time. Nothing personal, and I am sure that I will miss you all. You can still reach me via PM's if there is anything you need to talk to me about. I hope that you all understand. I will see you all at some point in the future...

Thanks All.

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I am back from my DGN hiatus... I am glad that I had this chance to reflect on my life and get some much needed space from the board so that I can appreciate my time here, I am sorry if I offended anyone with my absense... my god how I missed the DGN while I was gone...

So what has been happening since I have been gone?

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Phee I am glad that you got this time away to take pause and reflect. DGN is a serious lifetime commitment and at times it can get overwhelming. Believe me I know. I once killed myself because someone posted something bad about me but then I realized they were talking about Richard Simmons, so I came back to life. I got fired from my last 16 jobs for being on DGN all day, they thought it was a message board!!! Can you believe that?

Sometimes I think DGN has made me a bad wife and mother, but then I remember I don't have a husband or kids. Could be that they left me, though, and I didn't notice.

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:laughing  :laughing  :laughing

you are so phucking phunny phee

please tell us more of your journey to intellectual discovery and enlightenment

5 minutes is a long time

OK.... here we go then....

After leaving the DGN, I decided to get more in touch with my inner self. So naturaly the first thing that I did was go to a bank, and rob it, then the massive amount of sniffing glue and renting Swedish Schoolgirl Porn bagan. After a time of extreme headaches and masturbation I blacked out and woke up in a train boxcar with a guy named Francis who had his fingers in my butt and was petting a goat. After paying Francis, I got off the train and roamed the swamps in Florida, eating nothing but swamp grass and old people who had wandered away from their retirement communities and gotten lost. I then called my daughter to say hello, and ask her how school was going. After arriving in Tibet, I had my first great awakening since leaving the DGN, this being that the reason why people look at me so oddly is because I didn't have pants on, and had a windchime hanging from my sack. I corrected this in a Tibeten second hand dance supply store by purchasing black spandex. After this I went to the Monistary at the top of the nearby mountain in an attempt to learn Martial Arts. The Monks who I spoke to said that I watch too many movies and should go to a martial arts school if I wanted to learn that stuff and asked me to please stop licking people trying to meditate. I left the Monistary via helicopter, and then made it back to the airport, where Demi Moore and I foiled a terrorist plot to bring back the "Flock Of Seagulls" hairstyle in the name of Alah. I returned to the States where I had my second major revalation, this one being that it would be very strange for Dynomiiiiite to be my brother, because we are not related in any way and she is female. Then I had a sandwich and logged back on to the DGN.

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OK.... here we go then....

After leaving the DGN, I decided to get more in touch with my inner self. So naturaly the first thing that I did was go to a bank, and rob it, then the massive amount of sniffing glue and renting Swedish Schoolgirl Porn bagan. After a time of extreme headaches and masturbation I blacked out and woke up in a train boxcar with a guy named Francis who had his fingers in my butt and was petting a goat. After paying Francis, I got off the train and roamed the swamps in Florida, eating nothing but swamp grass and old people who had wandered away from their retirement communities and gotten lost. I then called my daughter to say hello, and ask her how school was going. After arriving in Tibet, I had my first great awakening since leaving the DGN, this being that the reason why people look at me so oddly is because I didn't have pants on, and had a windchime hanging from my sack. I corrected this in a Tibeten second hand dance supply store by purchasing black spandex. After this I went to the Monistary at the top of the nearby mountain in an attempt to learn Martial Arts. The Monks who I spoke to said that I watch too many movies and should go to a martial arts school if I wanted to learn that stuff and asked me to please stop licking people trying to meditate. I left the Monistary via helicopter, and then made it back to the airport, where Demi Moore and I foiled a terrorist plot to bring back the "Flock Of Seagulls" hairstyle in the name of Alah. I returned to the States where I had my second major revalation, this one being that it would be very strange for Dynomiiiiite to be my brother, because we are not related in any way and she is female. Then I had a sandwich and logged back on to the DGN.

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If you did all that in 5 minutes, I can't imagine what you must get done in a full day.

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Wow, this is EXACTLY what happened to me a few short weeks ago! Only I was in a box car with two lesbian nuns who were trying to exsise the spirit of darkness out of me.

OK.... here we go then....

After leaving the DGN, I decided to get more in touch with my inner self. So naturaly the first thing that I did was go to a bank, and rob it, then the massive amount of sniffing glue and renting Swedish Schoolgirl Porn bagan. After a time of extreme headaches and masturbation I blacked out and woke up in a train boxcar with a guy named Francis who had his fingers in my butt and was petting a goat. After paying Francis, I got off the train and roamed the swamps in Florida, eating nothing but swamp grass and old people who had wandered away from their retirement communities and gotten lost. I then called my daughter to say hello, and ask her how school was going. After arriving in Tibet, I had my first great awakening since leaving the DGN, this being that the reason why people look at me so oddly is because I didn't have pants on, and had a windchime hanging from my sack. I corrected this in a Tibeten second hand dance supply store by purchasing black spandex. After this I went to the Monistary at the top of the nearby mountain in an attempt to learn Martial Arts. The Monks who I spoke to said that I watch too many movies and should go to a martial arts school if I wanted to learn that stuff and asked me to please stop licking people trying to meditate. I left the Monistary via helicopter, and then made it back to the airport, where Demi Moore and I foiled a terrorist plot to bring back the "Flock Of Seagulls" hairstyle in the name of Alah. I returned to the States where I had my second major revalation, this one being that it would be very strange for Dynomiiiiite to be my brother, because we are not related in any way and she is female. Then I had a sandwich and logged back on to the DGN.

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There was for me.  My ex lover was mean so I had him leave.  Other than that just people don't like my posts about WIERD FREAKY SEX STUFF and so I am going to watch the posts about WIERD FREAKY SEX STUFF but I doubt I will stop.  I just love WIERD FREAKY SEX STUFF.  :whistling

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ok wait, i must've really missed a memo.. there are people on here complaining about a female who posts about sex?

i'm at the right board, right? :blink

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