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No, no, no, no ,no. Listen carefully--I 'feel' like I can jump very high out of water, like a dolphin. I didn't say I 'could' do it. All I said is that I 'feel' like I can.

My super power is that I can sense when there is fire in Ohio. Which sucks really, because I've always lived in Detroit and so can do nothing to put the fires out.

Yeah, it keeps me up at night, sometimes.

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No, no, no, no ,no. Listen carefully--I 'feel' like I can jump very high out of water, like a dolphin. I didn't say I 'could' do it. All I said is that I 'feel' like I can.

My super power is that I can sense when there is fire in Ohio. Which sucks really, because I've always lived in Detroit and so can do nothing to put the fires out.

Yeah, it keeps me up at night, sometimes.

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you could cry "victory!" that might work. i also heard shouting "huge penis" has the same effect.

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you could cry "victory!" that might work. i also heard shouting "huge penis" has the same effect.

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One time I did dry "victory!". That was the first time I met our Dynomiiiite (Mellissa) for the first time. It really was like a victory.

I don't usually shout "HUGE PENIS" though. I'm a bit more subtle. In college they used to call me "Windmill" because I would take it out at the bar and start swinging it around--it's a bit more reserved, i think.

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We're like a team.

voltron.jpg

I think you are the pink one and GOC is the short one and Blackmail is the tall guy and I am the one in front and Daevion gets to be Lance and so does Zhukov. Isn't that "Lance", in the blue?

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jesus dude...beat me up a little why don't ya? I sure get laid a lot for a short guy. :whistling

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Ok...for real...

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Pythagoras

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Robert Anton Wilson

Johnny Chan

Chris "Jesus" Ferguson

Jaco Pastorius

Larry Graham

Ian McKaye

Ken Wilbur

more later...

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I used to say that Trent Reznor was my hero. I even wrote a paper on it in middle school. Really though, he wasn't my hero, I just wanted him to be my age so I could doink him.

The one person I can say with any amount of certainty who I see as a hero is Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. Not only is he a great writer, and funny, but he's a humanist.

And just look at that hair.

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