How to Tell if Someone Really Loves You

[unchaste]

Is this ex also a member of DGN?  If so, this is the best thread ever.

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Sorry, different ex. Hate to dissapoint, folks.

[Morbid Side]

Have her throw your artificial flowers out the window and make your walk from Michigan Ave to Merriman Rd walking in thigh high combat boots.

When she's puking in jest, try to help her only to have her throw you off and claim you have a small penis that does not operate right due to you not being attracted to her in any sexual manner and give you the third degree by basically telling you to "Fuck off and leave."

[hunhee]

Wow, this is a necro post..

Can this relate to brotherly love?

My brother found out I was working late in retail, and bought me a tazer gun for xmas. I looked at it and said.. "wtf is this for?" He was like, so you can protect yourself if someone tries to do anything to you while leaving work. I was like.. what am I going to do? Hold it in my non-existent pockets? (woman's fashion *rolls eyes*). I told him it would be completely useless to put in a purse.. think about it.. how many times have tried to fish shit out of a purse.. what are you going to tell your attacker.. *holds finger up* Wait just a minute Mr. Attacker Sir, while I get out my tazer gun. LMAO makes me laugh, now I just keep the damn thing around because to me it's a symbol of his love..

[SaGa]

reminds me of that grindhouse movie, where the recent day old bf attaches a gun on her leg, and it happens to be the most romantic thing ever

[TitsMcGee]

my older brother who is a Marine taught me how to fight a bit after a guy i used to date punched me in the face. Granted I did kick him in the junk so hard that he needed medical attention so my brother figured I knew the basics and taught me the fun stuff lol.