Police advisory

[soothsayer]

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties, and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer". The drug is found in liquid form and is available almost everywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs".

"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of "Beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

Many times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a scam known as a "relationship". In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage".

[Homicidalheathen]

Actually I know some hippies who honestly truely believe one of the reason beer is legal and pushed in commercials is too keep us docile and numb like good worker bees.

Maybe they should lay off what is making them paranoid.....I just think people like their booooze.

And hey, I know plenty of guys who go out and drunk so they can get up enough nerve to hit on any woman who walks through the door.

I will admit.....in a dark bar, when a guy is buzzed....I am pretty sure he will respond in a good way to my advances :whistling

[Draco1958]

Actually I know some hippies who honestly truely believe one of the reason beer is legal and pushed in commercials is too keep us docile and numb like good worker bees.

Maybe they should lay off what is making them paranoid.....I just think people like their booooze.

And hey, I know plenty of guys who go out and drunk so they can get up enough nerve to hit on any woman who walks through the door.

I will admit.....in a dark bar, when a guy is buzzed....I am pretty sure he will respond in a good way to my advances :whistling

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HH, you wouldn't need to ply me with beer or low lights to get me to say yes to you.......... :grin :devil

[Reaper]

Damn! My beer isn't working!!!

[Crazed Vampyress]

yea i admit it.

ive used "Beer".

ive even been part of a "relationship" but just that once. i swear im not like that any more.....

[paradox]

[Mikielikesit]

Women are such clever beasts

[n0Mad]

On second thought Saephyr, maybe I don't want you to buy me a beer at CC.

I have discovered the equivilant to "beer" that seems to work well on women, though it's not at effective as "beer". It's called a "cosmopolitan". On the right women, it's better than "beer", but those are few and far between.

[Lilith]

A Leg Spreader works well on woman ........... Seen it used so many times, and with most any woman it will only take one so it only costs you about $6.00 maybe two then the costs goes up to about $12 but i am telling ya its worth the $12 if she dont pass out first.

OH and i have Found Yager Bombs work so much nicer then beer on men........

[n0Mad]

A Leg Spreader  works well on woman

::checking webtender ...:: Wow! That's like a Long Island Ice Tea, only in shot form. All it's missing is the Triple Sec and Coke. I think the Legspreader #2 sounds better.

OH and i have Found Yager Bombs work so much nicer then beer on men........

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Not on me. I can't stand Jagermeister Then again, a cosmo would work wonders on me so I guess I'm far from an ordinary man.

[soothsayer]

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:laughing

[Wounds Within]

I was wondering why my head hurt when I awoke this morning.

[DarkVampire]

Hey I don't need to be drugged, I'll offer it up voluntarily.

[Lilith]

::checking webtender ...::  Wow!  That's like a Long Island Ice Tea, only in shot form.  All it's missing is the Triple Sec and Coke.  I think the Legspreader #2 sounds better.

Not on me.  I can't stand Jagermeister    Then again, a cosmo would work wonders on me so I guess I'm far from an ordinary man.

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actually the LEgg spreaders i am used to making are almost exactly like a Long Island except ~ remove the tequlia and replace it with peach scnapps, remove coke and replace with OJ and Cranberrie..... Very Yummy if made well, its one of those drinks that you can ruin if you add to much this or to much that. But it will fuck a lady up and a guy too :devil

[Msterbeau]

actually the LEgg spreaders i am used to making are almost exactly like a Long Island except ~ remove the tequlia and replace it with peach scnapps, remove coke and replace with OJ and Cranberrie..... Very Yummy if made well, its one of those drinks that you can ruin if you add to much this or to much that.  But it will fuck a lady up and a guy too  :devil

How YOU doin? :laughing

[Lilith]

How YOU doin?  :laughing

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ahh i am missing those days where i could sit back and watch those LEGG SPREADERS get some lip action :whistling