Blackmail Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 My good friend black sunday started this thread last holiday season http://www.detroitgothic.net/index.php?showtopic=512 and I see the right wing fascists (aka the moderators) have decided to edit his posts. Well I will stand for this no longer. We must get Christ the hell out of Christmas. Today I was at the mall (a public building) and someone wished me a merry Christmas. I did what any good constitution loving American would do, I called the ACLU and filed a lawsuit. I am suing the person who wished me a merry christmas (some lame blind guy ringing a bell and asking for "donations") and I am suing the mall, the city of Troy, the Salvation Army (the employer of the evil christmas wisher) and my aunt who drove me to the mall. I also stepped on the foot of a native american while shopping at the sharper image, so I placed myself under citizens arrest for commiting a hate crime. I reported this to the ACLU as well. The native American told me that it was ok and not to worry about it but I can not let these white fascists step on the toes of minorities any longer - even if the toe stepper was me and it was an accident and the native american was really just a white guy with a good tan. I also heard a group of carrolers singing something about an Angel while in front of a Church. Well I was standing at the post office which is a public building and I could hear the singing. So I decided to take a lesson from those peace loving freedom fighters from "Palestine" and loaded up with some paint bombs and snuck into the church and let the christians have it. They were green with envy - if you catch my drift - but I was caught red handed - another pun - but it was cool, I gave them a white christmas - if you catch my meaning. Where was I? Oh yeah, the point of this is that I hate George Bush. Since Bush stole the last 2 elections we have invaded a peaceful country who has neither weapons of mass destruction nor a good selection of imported olives. Since Bush became president, Kirstie Alley got fat. Was she fat when Clinton was president? No she was not. Taxes are lower and that is bad - obviously - because now rich people like my stupid grandpa has more money to buy religious propaganda like "christmas" trees. I hate my mom too. It would be funny if I had sex with my cousin in her bed and it was broadcasted on the 700 club. But this isn't about George Bush, my stupid mom or Christians. It's about Dick Cheney. Seriously, what's wrong with that guy? The right wing government wanted to pay me $500 to say nice things about them on DGN but I told them I would do it for $5!!!!! Showed them! Free Saddam Hussein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Dark Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 Hippy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackmail Posted December 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 I was gonna say the only good thing about Christmas is that Santa is fat and has a beard, which reminds me of Michael Moore. But lately I find that Michael Moore is too conservative for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torn asunder Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 My good friend black sunday started this thread last holiday season http://www.detroitgothic.net/index.php?showtopic=512 and I see the right wing fascists (aka the moderators) have decided to edit his posts. :arrow the only thing i have to add to this thread is, all those posts appear to have been self-edited. leave the moderators out of this, please... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 this cracked me up. by the way I do indeed wish people Merry Christmas if I feel so inclined, and I dont bother to worry about their religeous background, as its meant as a statement of value and a basic blessing and people who would be offended at that statement have so chose to do so when I meant to do was offer good cheer, not recruit for Jesus or make some broad statement on spirituality. Pretty soon have a nice day will be offensive to the manic depressive element of society. "Looking Good" will offend those who feel less than desirable. "Break a leg" will offend those with man made appendages. where does it all end????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackmail Posted December 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 :arrow the only thing i have to add to this thread is, all those posts appear to have been self-edited. leave the moderators out of this, please... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> this post is racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneDead Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 My good friend black sunday started this thread last holiday season http://www.detroitgothic.net/index.php?showtopic=512 and I see the right wing fascists (aka the moderators) have decided to edit his posts. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> yeah actually this was when you went on an editing ver.1.5 spree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackmail Posted December 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 yeah actually this was when you went on an editing ver.1.5 spree <{POST_SNAPBACK}> no. that was you and the other moder-haters. you then used some kind of right wing voodoo that made it appear that black sunday edited them himself. reminds of that time I wrote an article on the brilliance of fidel castro and rolling stone magazine and ladies home journal both refused to run it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidalheathen Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 Xmas. There. Yah happy now? Heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torn asunder Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 this post is racist. :erm sorry, my patience level, and for that matter, sense of humor, is low today... feel free to ignore me and carry on with your satire... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneDead Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 no. that was you and the other moder-haters. you then used some kind of right wing voodoo that made it appear that black sunday edited them himself. reminds of that time I wrote an article on the brilliance of fidel castro and rolling stone magazine and ladies home journal both refused to run it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> actually it was all me and not any of the other mods.i just hate being the one to take all the credit sometimes. i am modest that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saechalyn Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 :laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 Merry Christmas. Deal with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kellygrrrrrl Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 :erm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marblez Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 :arrow the only thing i have to add to this thread is, all those posts appear to have been self-edited. leave the moderators out of this, please... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ditto. And we HAVE no way of doing such a thing as to make it look like you did it. Well, Maybe Troy himself has the power, care to call him on that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneDead Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 festivus for the rest of us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 festivus for the rest of us! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> that warm Festivus pole.......and wrestling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 I think that the wrestling should be done in cranberry sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneDead Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 that seems a bit messy. and in that case i nominate brenda to be referee and clean up the mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackmail Posted December 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 Ditto. And we HAVE no way of doing such a thing as to make it look like you did it. Well, Maybe Troy himself has the power, care to call him on that? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> well some right wing facsist definately edited my post. It may have been me, but that is neither here nor there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginevra Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 well some right wing facsist definately edited my post. It may have been me, but that is neither here nor there. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, the right wing facsist must have been you. Only Troy has the ability, if at all, to edit a post in the way that it was. If I edit a post, it shows at the bottom that it was edited by me. (And I will edit this post when I'm done with it to illustrate.) So, it really is here or there. No one on the DGN staff edited you. Edit- for the edit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 I'm not cleaning the mess. Phee will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneDead Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 i hope you all know that ted doesn't REALLY think you edited his posts. this is just ted being ted... cuz he can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marblez Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 I hope that Ted knows that by falsely accusing mods, whether in jest or not, just adds to the idea of the the Moderators being thought police - post nazis. And it is not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilith Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 BS/BM i thought you could use some christmas Cheer, I thought this might do the trick. George Bush Talking Doll Merry Christmas :fear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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