a grim fairy tale

[Slept with ghost]

a long time ago in a galaxy far away.....or better yet once upon a time

there was a village just like any other in those times familys stores bars and of course a witch that lived right outside of the village this witch didnt have a wart and wasnt green like the ones in other stories no this witch was young beatiful and full of life but no man would marry her because she could have no children of her own the witch hated this fact and to get revenge on the town once a month she would sneak in at night and steal a newborn child and eat it this would keep her set on food for the month that way she didnt have to go to any stores and get chased out by the townsfolk and was actually a rather healthy diet as long as she worked out but her magical spells helped keep her in shape either way back to the story one night when she went into the village to steal a baby she was spotted by a man a man unlike any other she had every seen before and her intrest changed from finding a baby to dine on to making this man hers so she used all of her charm and talked to him he told her he was new in town so she knew there was no way he would have heard about her not being able to have a child or about her tendency to steal children that night he went back with her to the house she had outside of the village and they made love after that she never went into town to steal a baby again and he went to town by himself to get the food without ever putting a single thought into it they were later married by their own terms and one day she realized that she was pregnant this came as a shock to her because she was lead to belive that it could never happen later that year the baby was born a beatiful baby girl and she was as happy as she could ever be but word spread to the town fast that she had a child of her own and the people of the town ploted against her one morning when she woke up she found a note on the table from her husband saying that he and the baby went into town to get food and would return in a few hours as she waited for them to return she heard a knock on her door she opened it to find a few of the woman from the town greeting her with gifts and food congratulating her on her giving birth so of course found this a bit odd because of her past but otherwise didnt question it as they sat around and ate the food the witch noticed something the food she was eating was like something she had tasted before something she had not eaten since her days of eating the townsfolks babies all of the sudden she knew just what had happend and went into a raging fit curse you all she yelled how dare you kill my child ill murder you all where you stand and then a thought crossed her mind her husband where was he what have they done to him? right as he thought this he passed thourgh the crowed she held him and told him what they did and he pushed her back and laughed just like everybody else in the room and said i know exactly what they did i planed it all ive been wanting to do this to you ever since the night you stole my child years ago i was away that night and you snuck in and stole my child when i got home and found her missing we knew just what happened and it drove her to suicide after that i was just waiting for the right time to get my revenge once the witch heard this she went insane she ranted off every spell she knew that would harm everybody in the room she pushed everybody aside left her house and sent it crashing down then lit a match and set it on fire after that she went into the town it self and sent a flood of lucost rats snakes everything she could think of onto it after she was done with that she set the town ablaze as well then as she walked away with a town of burning screaming people behind her she laughed to herself and said no matter being a mother is to much bloody work for me anyways

[Onyx]

Weird.

Needs punctuation.

and a little more salt. :grin

[Brenda Starrr]

That has to be the longest run-on sentence I've ever seen.

Now, pass the pepper.

[Slept with ghost]

me and grammer broke up after high school it was a messy break up so i dont use it very often

[Crazed Vampyress]

nice. i love happy endings!

[mallochai]

but... but... how was she able to have a baby??? the guy wasn't magical... I'm so confused!

very entertaining though.

[Slept with ghost]

but... but... how was she able to have a baby???  the guy wasn't magical... I'm so confused! 

very entertaining though.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

for that i will let you pick which answer you like best

A)karma alowed her to have a baby only so it could be killed

B)sure she was wise in the ways of magic but never you she actually had to have sex to have a baby

or

C)he had super sperm

[paradox]

my head hurts.... :confused

[Rayne]

That is seriously, the longest sentence I have ever seen. Seriously.

... amusing though.

[bean]

Dude, I like told you to stop telling everyone that story about me!!! Damn, yo! hehe

Seriously, that was super! Got any hot sauce?

[DarkChylde]

LOL thats fuckin awesome.

[Homicidalheathen]

Hey any story with canabalism is good for me. Pass the chocolate sauce, this one is still squirming!