~funny quotes of dgn~

[~Tszura~]

  On 8/5/2009 at 1:26 AM, the eternal said:

Look at all the good that has come from gluing a man's penis to his stomach.

[torn asunder]

Phee's California Fire summation...

[Brenda Starrr]

  On 7/8/2009 at 7:07 PM, jynxxxedangel said:

ROFLMAO!!!!!

How did I miss that post?!

Best post ever. I just LOVE Eternal...

[Oh_My_Goth]

  On 11/22/2009 at 8:03 PM, Raev said:

*overly deep and dramatic announcer voice*

Cock. Get it all over you.

[taysteewonderbunny]

Today, in "Things you hate-one thing at a time," in response to Eevee's post, below:

  On 11/23/2009 at 4:43 AM, Eevee said:

Getting hit-on hardcore by a male friend that you aren't interested in.

  On 11/24/2009 at 3:17 AM, the eternal said:

But I love you.

Why won't you return my calls?

What happened to the puppy I sent you?

Did you get the locket with strand of my hair and drops of blood?

Don't tell bean I've been driving by your house every night (she thinks I'm working late)

It's just that I need you.

Hello?

Hello?

Eevee?

[Homicidalheathen]

  On 11/14/2009 at 4:36 AM, Slogo said:

yo, check this meep. I was meeping this chick last night. So y'know we're just meep, meep, meeping away. Suddenly I was about to meep. I panicked because, what am I supposed to meeping do, right? So I ended up meeping all over her face.

I was sorta free writing there

[Slogo]

yay. i mades a funny

[Homicidalheathen]

  On 12/7/2009 at 3:50 PM, taysteewonderbunny said:

Spook, you are scaring me! I don't know if I want to breed with you anymore!

[~Tszura~]

  On 12/20/2009 at 10:16 PM, Riku Namako said:

"Wrong" will just make me leave the dancefloor, at least its still on topic. Lady Gaga will just make me leave city club, because its just....wrong.

[Tryp]

Ah good times good times.

[Homicidalheathen]

Quote slogo, on black american history month in Detroit: I'm all for a CIGEIFS month (Canadian-Italian-German-English-Irish-French-Scottish)

My family got around

[~Tszura~]

  On 3/4/2010 at 7:47 PM, KatRN05 said:

People who want nothing to do with you unless they need something.

  On 3/5/2010 at 5:23 AM, Slogo said:

I know i've only seen you twice but can you help me move?

[Homicidalheathen]

  On 3/7/2010 at 12:30 AM, ~Tszura~ said:

Well, while it's not the strangest thing out there, it was the first thing I ever used to masterbate with when I was a wee lil' perv.......a butter knife. I won't even go into what I did with my teddy bears, but lets just say duct tape was indeed involved.

[Slogo]

Damn! I'm a comedian.

I should probably tell a joke

........

idk

Now I feel pressure to says funny stuff

[KatRN05]

  On 3/7/2010 at 4:20 AM, ~Tszura~ said:

What can I say? We are funny.

[n0Mad]

  On 4/12/2010 at 12:24 AM, taysteewonderbunny said:

No way, dude! But you would look totally tubular falling down the stairs!

The mental image this conjures up is just hilarious.

[Darkmatter]

"I declare from this day forth, that Easter Sunday henceforth shall be known as MILF Day!" - Me @ City Bites easter Sunday at about 5 am.

"Shut up and eat your fries Dustin" - Lillylu @ City Bites - Same night

"Dude that would have been epic.We(dressed as a Necromancer and a Karate student) almost just got into a fight with a Ninja" - Musashi - CC @ Halloween

[kat (1)]

Last night at Slogo, LOS, and Lillylu's the following conversation amused me:

Instrinsic to Slogo: "It is freezing out here."

Slogo's reply to Instrinsic: "I'm fat".

(and no, Kevin you are not fat!)

Saturday the comment I made to KatRN on the way walking into CC:

"I hope I don't lose anything, like my I.D., or my inhibitions."

Edited April 27, 2010 by kat

[torn asunder]

*wonders quietly aloud*

(i thought this thread was supposed to be for things said on dgn!?)

[Destroit]

  On 4/27/2010 at 4:26 PM, torn asunder said:

*wonders quietly aloud*

(i thought this thread was supposed to be for things said on dgn!?)

Yes, I could have sworn that the thread was called "~funny quotes of dgn~" not "~funny shit said elsewhere~".

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Yes, I could have sworn that the thread was called "~funny quotes of dgn~" not "~funny shit said elsewhere~".

[KatRN05]

  On 4/27/2010 at 1:00 PM, kat said:

Last night at Slogo, LOS, and Lillylu's the following conversation amused me:

Instrinsic to Slogo: "It is freezing out here."

Slogo's reply to Instrinsic: "I'm fat".

(and no, Kevin you are not fat!)

Saturday the comment I made to KatRN on the way walking into CC:

"I hope I don't lose anything, like my I.D., or my inhibitions."

lol, I remember that. How about everything from last night's text-o-rama

Me:poke Intrinsic

LOS: I did, a few times, in the name of KatRN

Me: Is he annoyed? Poke him again ( i can't remember what I said)

LOS: I did, he seemed confused, lol

Me:lol

LOS: He's a poke virgin

then more texts regarding pokes and somewhere in all the I was called Dirty Kat.

Edited April 27, 2010 by KatRN05

[KatRN05]

From Prick:

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I had a two foot dagger in my car( I was using it to protect the Golden child).

[kat (1)]

  On 4/27/2010 at 5:54 PM, KatRN05 said:

lol, I remember that. How about everything from last night's text-o-rama

Me:poke Intrinsic

LOS: I did, a few times, in the name of KatRN

Me: Is he annoyed? Poke him again ( i can't remember what I said)

LOS: I did, he seemed confused, lol

Me:lol

LOS: He's a poke virgin

then more texts regarding pokes and somewhere in all the I was called Dirty Kat.

Kitties are clean, all kitties are clean! Kitties can lick themselves.

[kat (1)]

  On 4/27/2010 at 4:26 PM, torn asunder said:

*wonders quietly aloud*

(i thought this thread was supposed to be for things said on dgn!?)

If we post it in this thread, it is technically said, or at least, rehashed on DGN, right?

Oh, wait I have idea.

[Intrinsic]

Ooh... I am so confused...!