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As far as I am concernd only three people should be unnaturaly blond

Billy Idol. James Masters and Vater Araignee. when I see A blond I think of blond jokes.

I'm proof that Blonds think the world revolves around them but then again I'm proof that perfection isn't.*WEG*

excuse me I gotta go to the bathroom my eyes just turned brown.

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my daughter is often called "plumber" casue she has a J-lo booty and her crack is allways showing not matter the size or style i get her...... i can just imagine a 7 year getting a $50 ticket for showing her Barbie panties...........

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...Every thing around me smells horrid! Did the world allways smell so bad?

I can't even convince myself to start back smoking to cover up the smell 'cause everyone around me that smokes smells like the are exhailing clouds of dried piss. This sucks I feel like I need to jamb some rubber plugs up my nose and glue them in.

Oh the horror. The horror

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Dude!!!  Look at you....all dressed up.....whoring on the girlies!!!!!

I haven't seen you in forever!

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You haven't seen me apparently, due to my "whoring" ways! Thanks for the great laugh GothMom. XOXO

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Well since i will be working and i have worked many st pattys day in the past i must say i like them alot......$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$............

:clover: Its a green holiday for people to come in drink green beers and give me green cash :clover:

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