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At first I thought, "no way in hell I want anyone but myself planning/designing my own wedding". But I get the spirit of what you're saying. So in a fantastical sense...

I'd love a dress by Zandra Rhodes. Just one example of her work: rhodes.jpg

Bridesmaid dresses by Betsy Johnson would be too sweet.

As for everything else, I haven't a clue. But the Tim Burton idea is a damned good one.

Of course, I'd love something full-on medieval. Jon and I were basically poor peasants when we wed, so though we did ours in medieval dress, it was peasant style. I'd like something more upper-class.

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Franc, Martin Short's character from "Father of the Bride". Not like I'd really let him do any planning, but that would be a damn funny practical joke to play on my fiancee. "Hey honey, I hired a wedding planner." *snicker*

And that's probably why I'll never get married. *sigh* Well, there are more reasons than that, but that's one of them.

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Let's see...Julia Child, may she rest in peace, would do my catering. Her flan with Dulce de leche would always be welcome in my home. Calories be damned! I LOVE her recipes. They ALL include butter and cream and delicious lard. God bless that woman.

And drag queens. Lots of drag queens. They'd plan my outfit, and my wig and the centerpieces and everything about the wedding. I want feathers, bitches! And mother fucking sequins! If you don't sparkle or molt, get the EFF out of my wedding, bitches!

As it stands, however, I won't be getting drag queens OR Julia Child. Bugger. I WILL however, have an ice cream truck. Yum!

Oh yeah, and Franc...who wouldn't want Franc?!

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