Audi spider advert

[Head Wreck]

dont know if you get the advert over your end. so heres the clip:

http://www.visit4info.com/details.cfm?adid=27948

and this is why its no longer creepy.

A german guy approaches a prostitute and says,"I vish to buy the sex with you."

"Okey doke,"says the whore,"but I charge 100 euros an hour."

"Istgoot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky."

"No problem," she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky."

So off they go to the girls flat, Where the german produces four large bed springs and a duck caller.

"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs."

The hooker finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees, in hope that she`d get a good tip for the craziness involved.

"Now you vill get on your hands and knees!" shouts the odd Kraut.

the hooker duly does this, balancing on the springs.

"You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you."

The poor ho` finds this all very odd, but goes for it anyhow.

Oddly, the sex is fantastic.

She is bounced all over the room by the energetic german, all the time honking on the duck caller.

The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath.

Finally she gasps,"That was totally amazing-tell me,Why did that feel so good?"

Ah,"says the german,"Its the four-sprung duck technique."

[torn asunder]

:laughing

for those who don't/didn't catch it (like me, at first) here's the text for the ad... (the text in red is roughly pronounced in the same way as the "four-sprung duck technique"...

A car is housed in a giant spiders web, and the spider pounces down and charges towards the camera, and from the darkness instead of a giant spider the new Audi RS4 Quattro appears, then the Audi motto of Vorsprung Durch Technik.

(rough translation, thanks to www.babelfish.altavista.com, is... "Projection/lead by technology")

[Onyx]

Well, I am totally and completely lost here. I don't get the joke or even why they'd make a commercial like that (but the spider was cool looking).

Edited to add... Thanks Torn.

I still don't get the commercial though. It's weird. Cool spider though.

[Head Wreck]

comercial is for one of thier new performance saloons (oh yes thier nice)

i think the spider and the web was a sortoff preditor referance munching other cars. liked that advert, now i cant watch the vorspung dutch technic thing without a smirk