A Fuckin-A Weekend

[Soulrev]

It's just been a weekend where I can officially say "Fuckin-A! Man!" I turned 21 on Thursday and it's been a fuckin riot ever since.. I've had 2 chances to get laid but denied them due to my respect for women and not taking advantage of the drunk ones. Saturday at my friend Amy's b-day party in Chicago, her dad's friend Donna (40) was making out with me the whole night. Now, don't get me wrong it was absolutely heaven making out with a 40 year old woman, especially her, she was smoking hot, and she invited me to bed with her, but I told her I would sleep on the couch because I knew she had been drinking and didn't want to take advantage of her.. You can never be too safe when it comes to that, so I figured, if it's going to happen it will, if not, she's just drunk. I'd rather wait till she's sober to find out for sure.

Then tonight I went to the bar in my small ass town and had a jack and coke and a beer, then I decided, with the 10 bucks I had left, I would go to the liquor store, buy some cheap ass liquor and go home and get trashed.. Instead, I bought the cheap ass Lord Calvert for 7.35 and drove to the next town over where I decided to go to my friend Lenaeya's house. From there, we ended up going to a couple of bars another town over and I got absolutely smashed.. This was the second opportunity I had to get laid because she had mentioned us going back to her house after the bar and I was going to spend the night with her.. I decided to cop out and go home instead of staying with her because again, I don't like the thought of her possibly waking up in the morning and saying "OMG WTF....." I'd rather my sexual relationships be maintained while sober, not intoxicated..

Yeah and in between that, I went to the Chicago Auto Show on Sunday.. Had a blast. Drank some beer and saw the new Camaro and Dodge Challenger, and other high priced cars I'd only wish to have in my lifetime.

All in all it was a very eventful weekend. I had a great time and I still have to get my license renewed, yay!..

How was your weekends?

[Soulrev]

PS - please excuse any run-on sentances or blabber in this post, I'm currently heavily intoxicated and it took me like 20 minutes to type all that out.. Yippe!

[Brenda Starrr]

Happy belated b-day, Brian!

[The_Dark]

Good times man.. just remember to sober up at some point.

[Msterbeau]

Good times man.. just remember to sober up at some point.

Preferably before you get behind the wheel of a car. :whistling

[AstralCrux]

Well someone had a good birthday!

[Marblez]

Why yes, that does sound like a good start on your birthday. Glad you had fun. You made some good choices there - keep it up.