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What do you want people to do on your grave after your dead?  

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I plan on being cremated, so I won't have a grave to do anything on, lol. But if I were to have a grave, I would want people to leave flowers and then fuck on the flowers, then maybe have a keg party after. Fuck it I'm dead, party hardy.

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Personally, I think being preserved & buried in an expensive casket is really a weird custom/ritual that we have grown to accept.

I've been to my share of funerals, and felt this way at all of them.

I understand the grieving process. I understand some people NEED to see for themselves...I DON'T understand paying $1000's of for a box that will deteriorate, take up valuable land space, paying for a plot of land that is no bigger than 6 feet by 6 feet by 6 feet (est), I don't understand why I would want my body to be preserved when it's going into the ground never to be seen again....

I mean WHAT IF....it is true GOD will awaken all of the dead at some point, then all of the people put into these air tight, sealed, and locked caskets won't be able to get out!

Please just burn me and sprinkle my ashes in my Dog's food, it makes for a shiney healthy coat. Or, put me in a corn field, good fertilizer.

I don't even care WHAT kind of urn is used....I'd be ok with a cookie jar, or even a zip-lock container. I don't even want a service. Just send out the obituaries, and call it a death. :erm :fear

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:devil I would rather be cremated,then have my ashes mixed into a vat of molten steel.Then have the molten metal molded into a BC Rich Warlock NJ Series Guitar.

Then have it taken back to my homeland of Gemany,the land of heavy metal,beer,and originality.It would be displayed at all heavy metal concert venues

that they have everywhere.

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You guys are missing the point of the poll its supposed to be humorous.  Damn cremators.  Hey Crank I didn't know you were from Germany thats cool.

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:devil No I am not,most of my heritage is from that country.

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i allways said. my wake, no one morns.

all get pissed up on my books, aint no dramallamas allowed, just remember the good things and the stupid things i did and laugh about them and come away from it done and dusted.

then we bury me in armour in a dissasembeled charriot to fuck with future archeological digs/studies/theories

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That's a pretty unique idea.  I seriously don't know why the hell I never thought of that.

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I figure, everyone is going to end up in one. If they don't have their ashes spread out somewhere. Everyone is always in mourning, why not gather everyone up, and change the idea of only sorrow at a Cemetary? Why not show that when there is death, life can begin again? Just because your life ends, doenst mean that love cannot.

*I'm alittle tipsy right now. I get all creative writing like when I drink. Plus its taking me a long time to type this because i keep using the backspace button whenever I sse an oopies.*

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ATTENTION GOTHS!!!

.I know that nothing I say

.can dissuade you from

.fucking on my grave but

.know this.

.Should you happen to shoot

.that shit on my head stone I will

HAUNT YOUR DICK!!!

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seen it before, still funny as ever.

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