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True story, when I was 12 or so I went with my best friend and his family to see Fried Green Tomatoes. Well we're watching it and there was a sad part, where the entire theater was quiet and everyone was kinda sad. My best friend lets out this amazingly loud fart that the entire theater hears and then everyone in the theater starts cracking up, except for the old couple directly behind us.

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I was at a SciFi/Fantasy con in Minneapolis one year. Full costume plus full face mask. Silent but deadly did I slip and watch all the elevator riders flip. When the door opened, the elevator emptied with shouts of don't go in it warnings....it was really bad. Really really bad. But funnier than hell.

Only time better was at the Renaissance festival when in the open air I was turning people green up to 20 ft away. Gotta love a gentle breeze.

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Movie theater...

True story, when I was 12 or so I went with my best friend and his family to see Fried Green Tomatoes.  Well we're watching it and there was a sad part, where the entire theater was quiet and everyone was kinda sad.  My best friend lets out this amazingly loud fart that the entire theater hears and then everyone in the theater starts cracking up, except for the old couple directly behind us.

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:laughing The back seat in a cop car :laughing

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I was at a SciFi/Fantasy con in Minneapolis one year.  Full costume plus full face mask.  Silent but deadly did I slip and watch all the elevator riders flip.  When the door opened, the elevator emptied with shouts of don't go in it warnings....it was really bad.  Really really bad.  But funnier than hell.

Only time better was at the Renaissance festival when in the open air I was turning people green up to 20 ft away.  Gotta love a gentle breeze.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

:laughing Like George Carlin Said "farts are kinda like shit,but without the mess"LOL!!!!!

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