The Rod Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker. Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing. Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple. Ford Condoms: The best never rest. Chevy Condoms: Like a rock. Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did? New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know. KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good. Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing. Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one. Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good. General Electric: We bring good things to life! AT&T condom: 'Reach out and touch someone.' Bounty: The quicker picker upper. Energizer: It keeps going and going and going.... M&M condom: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!' Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun! Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are Wendy Condoms: Where's the beef? Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right! McDonalds condom: Over 99 billion served Burger King: Have it your way Dairy Queen: We treat you right AOL: So easy to use, no wonder it's #1 ...and my fave: The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellion Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker. Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing. Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple. Ford Condoms: The best never rest. Chevy Condoms: Like a rock. Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did? New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know. KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good. Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing. Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one. Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good. General Electric: We bring good things to life! AT&T condom: 'Reach out and touch someone.' Bounty: The quicker picker upper. Energizer: It keeps going and going and going.... M&M condom: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!' Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun! Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are Wendy Condoms: Where's the beef? Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right! McDonalds condom: Over 99 billion served Burger King: Have it your way Dairy Queen: We treat you right AOL: So easy to use, no wonder it's #1 ...and my fave: The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> :laughing On the Ford you could also say "Built Ford Tough"LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkRacer Posted April 8, 2006 Report Share Posted April 8, 2006 Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker. Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing. Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple. Ford Condoms: The best never rest. Chevy Condoms: Like a rock. Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did? New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know. KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good. Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing. Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one. Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good. General Electric: We bring good things to life! AT&T condom: 'Reach out and touch someone.' Bounty: The quicker picker upper. Energizer: It keeps going and going and going.... M&M condom: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!' Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun! Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are Wendy Condoms: Where's the beef? Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right! McDonalds condom: Over 99 billion served Burger King: Have it your way Dairy Queen: We treat you right AOL: So easy to use, no wonder it's #1 ...and my fave: The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> DId you make those up or did you find them somewhere? Need to do one for "lubrication" oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rod Posted April 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2006 I found them, but hell if I remember where anymore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miranda Posted April 9, 2006 Report Share Posted April 9, 2006 They forgot Timex condoms.. they take a licking and keep on ticking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rod Posted April 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2006 Florida Orange Juice: "It's not just for breakfast anymore." Wheaties: "Breakfast of Champions" Lifecall Emergency Response System: "I've fallen and I can't get up!" Virginia Slims: "You've Come a Long Way, Baby" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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