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The Top 100 April Fools Day Hoaxes of All Time


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Our merchandising manager told the administrative managers at work that she was spotted on the cameras stealing cash. She also told her that our head of loss prevention was on his way to discuss this with her.

She almost crapped her pants. I had NO parts of this one. It was just plain mean.

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Oh!

I used to work in this small, family-oriented salon. One of the owners was deathly afraid of mice, and my friend, David, and I knew it. It came time to change the bottle in the water cooler, and we placed a furry mouse (cat toy) into it. She came in to mix some color and screamed so loud that David and I almost pissed ourselves.

That was good shit, there.

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my friend told his ex-girlfriend that he lost thier daughter at the mall....

she about flipped out.

mean, but it worked!

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That's pretty damn close to unforgiveable. That's something you just do not joke about.

Once my daughter went next door with her older sister to play with the neighbors and neither of them thought to tell me. Longest 30 minutes of my life. I never ever want to experience that horrible feeling again.

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the first April Fools that I spent with my ex, he was sitting in his studio and I had just gone to the bathroom. I went into his studio and promptly announced that i was pregnant. Oh the look on his face was PRICELESS. Every bad emotion that a man could experience passed over his face in a span of milliseconds. My mom had to spoil the whole thing but busting out laughing. I had him going for about 5 minutes before she did that. She started laughing and then I started laughing and he looked ready to kill me.

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