Hellion Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 "America is like a melting pot.The people at the bottom get burned,and the scum floats to the top."-Charlie King "Never let them make you crawl." John Dillinger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroit Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 "It's funny, that no matter where you are in the world, there's always someone who's eager to help you destroy yourself." - James St. James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Dark Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free." Ronald Reagan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onyx Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 I don't believe men and women were meant to live together. I think perhaps they should just live next door. If you obey all of the rules, you miss all of the fun. Never complain. Never explain. ~ all attributed to Katharine Hepburn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Dark Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 she was crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torn asunder Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 these are a few of my faves - i've been collecting quotes for some time, and have over 5 pages, so i'll spare you from that! Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison Yes, risk-taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon He who angers you conquers you. - Elizabeth Kenny How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. - Emo Philips Marrying for sex is like buying a tiger for transportation - Emo Phillips You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kellygrrrrrl Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Fuck Off -Me :laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torn asunder Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 no, that goes in *non* famous quotes!! :laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyWindstone Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 "I hate to waste a really good threat" Anita in Guilty Pleasures "Everyone has their weaknesses. Some people smoke. I collect stuffed penguins. If you won't tell, I won't." Anita in Guilty Pleasures "Remember, no one can make you feel inferior without your consent." Anita in Guilty Pleasure s "If I ever buy a gown with sequins on it, someone just shoot me." Anita Blake in The Laughing Corpse "You are such a badass, Blake." Zerbrowski in the Laughing Corpse "Turnabout it fair play. Payback is a bitch." Anita in Circus of the Damned "You can criticize a lot about Jean-Claude, but he gives good phone" Anita in Bloody Bones "Never get friendly with the sacrifices. Makes it hard to kill them." Anita in Bloody Bones "People are supposed to fear he unknown, but ignorance is a bliss when knowledge is so damn frightening." - Anita in The Laughing Corpse "My life was a cross between a preternatural soap opera and an action movie. Sort of As The Casket Turns meets Rambo." Anita in The Killing Dance "Worrying about your bodyguard is not good." Anita in The Killing Dance "It's not the fur or the fangs that make you a monster, not always. Sometimes, it's just where you draw the line." Dolph in Burnt Offerings "Mercy will get you killed, but sometimes it's all that makes us human." Anita in Burnt Offerings "Why is it when you have a sure thing to bet on, there's never anyone around to take your money?" Anita in Obsidian Butterfly "It was amazing how much menace he could put into an ordinary word." Anita speaking about Edward in Obsidian Butterfly "Sometimes love makes you selfish. Sometimes it makes you stupid. Sometimes it reminds you why you love your gun." Anita in Cerulean Sins "Guarantees are for appliances, not for murder." Anita in Incubus Dreams Yeah I like Laurell K. Hamilton. So sue me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilEve Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Worrying is like a rocking chair, gives you something to do, but doesn't get you anywhere - Van Wilder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 "Marrying for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts" - Jef Foxworthy (in the spirit of Emo Philips) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilEve Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive - from the movie National Lampoon's Van Wilder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 "I am not a Republican, but I am saving up to be one" - Emo Philips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torn asunder Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." Emo Philips I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks. Emo Philips I was pulled over in Massachusetts for reckless driving. When brought before the judge, I was asked if I knew what the punishment for drunk driving in that state was. I said, "I don't know... reelection to the Senate?" Emo Philips When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. Emo Philips :grin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 "I am a great lover I'll bet" - Emo Philips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilEve Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 i could calculate your chances of survival, but you won't like it. - Marvin, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rod Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 I think it's wrong that the game Monopoly is made by only one company. I was reading the dictionary; I thought it was a poem about everything. I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific. I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas. I just think about it. If God dropped acid, would he see people? Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. -Steven Wright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torn asunder Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 i have an existential map - it has "you are here" written all over it... when i die, i want to donate my body to science-fiction... i once bought powdered water, but i didn't know what to add... i like to reminisce with people i don't know... the other day i... wait, that wasn't me... - steven wright :laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 "The Only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once" -Buckeroo Banzai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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