People from England

[n0Mad]

Here's a bit of Cockney I wrote for a comedy sketch:

"Gercha! You're acting all banjaxed you twit. You haven't got a Scooby, have ya? What, fall down the apples or something and rattle your loaf? Hitting the Aristotle a li'l hard are we? Is your gaff a battle cruiser? Cor blimey, how do you Bo Peep at night being such a Billy-no-mates?"