What Homer Simpson Quote Are You?

[fallennon]

"Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way!" Well, you're really really lazy. You manage to get by, but you never put any effort into anything you do. You most likely enjoy watching TV, sleeping, eating, and doing stuff of the sort. Get active. You're a fat, lazy idiot.

MMMM...Doughnut...

[JaneDead]

"Kids, you've tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." You used to have a goal, a dream. But somewhere along the way, you failed at acheiving this. Now, you don't even try anymore. You've most likely given up on things you once loved. While this attitude can prevent failure from occuring, it doesn't help you acheive your dreams either. Realize that all dreams aren't impossible, and that life is what you make of it.

[TomCat]

"Son, a woman is a lot like a...a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and, um...oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one. But you can't stop at just one. You wanna drink another woman!" You're the lusty, drunken, party type. Booze, and members of the opposite sex are pretty much all you think about. While your party attitude may land you some fun and all, it could also get you into some trouble. Not to mention the fact that you annoy the hell out of some people with your drunken desires.

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[Soulrev]

"Let that be a lesson to you sweetie. Never love anyone." You hate people. A lot. You probably once loved someone, but something went wrong. Because of that, you now despise pretty much anyone and everyone. But while there are a ton of worthless assholes in the world, not everyone is one. There are people out there who do care.

[Sybil]

"stupid risks make life worth living"