I want false teeth....

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Story:

Leased car contains strange items

CLINTON TOWNSHIP — Quick Automotive leased a 1999 Pontiac Grand Prix to a man, but when the lease expired, he did not return the car.

The car turned up in Detroit last week, thanks to Global Positioning System technology. An inventory of the car found it to contain marijuana, medical records, two credit cards and false teeth made to look like crack cocaine, according to police, who could offer no explanation for the teeth.

The suspect in the case is a home health care aide, and the records and credit cards belonged to clients. Police did not know if any fraudulent use of them occurred. A detective was assigned to the case.

Found here:

http://www.candgnews.com/news_item.asp?p=2...092;briefs.html

Why on earth would anyone have false teeth made to look like crack rocks??? Am I missing something? Is this the new style 'grill'???