Lord Cthulhu Right to the World, Teaching lessons

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That rocks

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Guage is officially:

[Gauge]

did you just call the high priestess of the elder god . . . cute? :laughing

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did you just call the high priestess of the elder god . . . cute? :laughing

Ia Ia

[Gauge]

Cthulhu will eat your soul for such blaspheme

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Cthulhu will eat your soul for such blaspheme

Rudolph the Red Nosed Cultist:

had a few insanities

and if you ever saw him

he'll be chanting with great glee

Cthulhu fthagn Ia - aa

He is sleeping 'neath the foam

as he stared out the window

through the bars where he made his home

Then one foggy moon streaked eve

Cthulhu came to say

Rudolph with your mind so brave

won't you be my eternal slave

then all the other cultists

join Rudolph the mighty high priest

has joined Cthulhu in his lair.

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Gauge at a dinner party:

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"In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."

[cptdeath]

oh yes the sleeping god (yawn ahhhhh streach).

see i retired but you can't really retire. chathuluh's retirement plan is better then any job i can find here.

besides normal creation is hard to deal with when god and the devil conspire together so often an so hard. allways working towards the same end. they team up to preseve creation. so they pass info an work together to try to fuck just me personally. i don't play that shit. i got a whole nother creation not yet existing a reality striving to exist that has my back in this mother fucker. so they play that ol bullshit game trying to fuck with me. god makes deals with the devil all the time based on there two sides of the same coin. an to stop little ol me. god don't care about life on an individual basis. to him if you die you die for him or your punished. he'll send his pawns to die against me but i befreind them. he's pissed. he sends the devils work to corrupt me so his pawns could smite me justly. i don't lose control i smoke a cigar an chill. an i get along with the devils worker bee's as well. gods soldiers get no battle an go home. an there pissed.

fuck em all go nagrahl like it's pokemon. i been needing some friends in places. it's like this, my enemy's enemy is my friend. we got history i know my will is my own an free so i help you if you help me. my other friend is fate. yeah fate maybee it's an angel or something. it's like getting stoned with your manager when you work at McDonalds. it's your boy but your boss to an he has a boss thats not your friend so he'll look out for you when he can get away with it. fate effecting all coincidence not influenced by humman decision. like how things land when they fall. god an the devil fight for your decision but fate has no concearn and doesn't effect it it's up to you. an i'm glad thats my friend besides the allies i will draw power from in the book once again like old times. but hay you fuck with me then fuck you right? so keep up the good work here everyone. an fuck em if they can't take a joke!!!!

[Vampyro]

Fear not, for the mighty Bruce Campbell will be waiting with his boom stick, when these horrid creatures arise from the depts of the dead black, Bruce shall blast their zombie asses back to hell...

And so all will rejoice lest Bruce fails...

Then cometh Vampyro Sinistral, and he shall without a sweat, put the monsters back into the darkness, and look pretty groovy doing it too!

[Gauge]

oh yes the sleeping god (yawn ahhhhh streach).

see i retired but you can't really retire. chathuluh's retirement plan is better then any job i can find here.

besides normal creation is hard to deal with when god and the devil conspire together so often an so hard. allways working towards the same end. they team up to preseve creation. so they pass info an work together to try to fuck just me personally. i don't play that shit. i got a whole nother creation not yet existing a reality striving to exist that has my back in this mother fucker. so they play that ol bullshit game trying to fuck with me. god makes deals with the devil all the time based on there two sides of the same coin. an to stop little ol me. god don't care about life on an individual basis. to him if you die you die for him or your punished. he'll send his pawns to die against me but i befreind them. he's pissed. he sends the devils work to corrupt me so his pawns could smite me justly. i don't lose control i smoke a cigar an chill. an i get along with the devils worker bee's as well. gods soldiers get no battle an go home. an there pissed.

fuck em all go nagrahl like it's pokemon. i been needing some friends in places. it's like this, my enemy's enemy is my friend. we got history i know my will is my own an free so i help you if you help me. my other friend is fate. yeah fate maybee it's an angel or something. it's like getting stoned with your manager when you work at McDonalds. it's your boy but your boss to an he has a boss thats not your friend so he'll look out for you when he can get away with it. fate effecting all coincidence not influenced by humman decision. like how things land when they fall. god an the devil fight for your decision but fate has no concearn and doesn't effect it it's up to you. an i'm glad thats my friend besides the allies i will draw power from in the book once again like old times. but hay you fuck with me then fuck you right? so keep up the good work here everyone. an fuck em if they can't take a joke!!!!

Cthulhu will eat your soul

Fear not, for the mighty Bruce Campbell will be waiting with his boom stick, when these horrid creatures arise from the depts of the dead black, Bruce shall blast their zombie asses back to hell...

And so all will rejoice lest Bruce fails...

Then cometh Vampyro Sinistral, and he shall without a sweat, put the monsters back into the darkness, and look pretty groovy doing it too!

...yours to

[Vampyro]

Indeed you were right... partially. Cthulhu came to my door just a moment ago to try to suck my soul, however what he got instead was a face full of shovel from your's truely. And then a thankyou e-mail straight from Hell by Lucifer. Seems Cthulhu was being a bully and I just did the devil a favor. Needless to say, not only do I just rule the earth, but Hell now too! I already got vacation tickets to the river of Styx, anyone wanna go?

[cptdeath]

my soul is not food. i say come get some. chathulu an me we have this mutual understanding. you see he's not so bonevolent an i'm not such a mager player in his social circle nor is he in mine. we might rub shoulders on occasion at the same parties an we look after each other when trouble comes our. way but it's not like we hang out on purpose. i got others in that set that claim me as their prperty publicly almost as a favor to me. in those circles i'm a little more well respected then you could imagine. after all i was an still am semi-retired. so i went to a lot of trouble to be were i am statis wise with the book. i've died numerous times. i've served my purpose time and again. i've caused fear in things that no not fear. i get my props an i'm old news to the book. like a retired mob boss you don't just retire it takes alot of things an hard work to get here. it's a unique position as no one to our knowledge has done it before me. not that i'm pompus or ungreatfull i earned my spot long ago. believe it or not there are still things seeking my advise an consultation an they know not to feel inferior for asking. no body would look down on them for seeking my advise. then thats were god an the devil are pissed at just me. i'm friends with fate an other things that openly threaten existence. i look out for my friends an it's something god an the devil will never respect or understand. like little kids.

yeah there i things i don't understand an things i can't predict an yes i might make friends with things or people that can predict or understand at some point. so danger i represent. but war i can't afford in this mortal coil. my lack of fighting my lack of opposition is aggravating to god.

what about trust you say? well some things only respect power. it would be hard to retire without it. when something realizes you have power over it it will fear you till it learns that the power over it is good an out to protect an help it despite it's aggresion and it learns trust for you. an it gives it back. it has to. no choice.

can i trust back. depends on how childish the thing i'm dealing with is. there is little chance of decieving me an i run test. i don't command loyalty i earn it.

i don't fool myself i know the stakes an have since the hummble beginning. i don't feel i'm gambaling my game has been played. i'm all scarred veteran. an if you look back in this thread you'll see my warnings as i tried to protect you all from this fate. but now i'm glad your all here. hugs. an i feel safer with more meat to play with. they know me as captian on teams over there too. an it's an elected position not by choice trust me on that. i'm still retired i can do so little for you all indavidually. so no need to worry for me our to fear me right?

here is an interesting question! if you wanted to die should you?

[torn asunder]

:erm

[Scary Guy]

Cthulhu will eat your soul

...yours to

and yours

and mine

point being, he'll eat us first?

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This one rocks

[CandyQuackenbush]

Its been awhile since anything Cthulhu posts..... neat.

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Its been awhile since anything Cthulhu posts..... neat.

Yay Candy

[Head Wreck]

(based on a UK advert for old el paso tacco's)

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Yay!

[Scary Guy]

..

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heh

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Elder Signs are being drawn

You better hope your will is strong.

We got strong men losing their minds

Yes it creeps up and gets you from behind.