Lord Cthulhu Right to the World, Teaching lessons

phee · June 5, 2006

I chosen one is on who becomes one of the "Deep Ones" through genetics and will eventually grow gills and move to the sea

The day? When the stars are right...

The sacrafice.... the earth

CandyQuackenbush · June 5, 2006

*whew*

Thanks for clearing that up for me.

phee · June 5, 2006

Cthulhy F'at ghn Ia ia

Gauge · June 5, 2006

BOW TO THE GREAT ELDER GODS!!!

phee · June 5, 2006

BOW TO THE GREAT ELDER GODS!!!

I think we might have a high Priestess in our midst

Msterbeau · June 5, 2006

I think we might have a high Priestess in our midst

Has she been smoking weed?

phee · June 5, 2006

Has she been smoking weed?

Maybe Kelp

paradox · June 5, 2006

the most honored shall be eaten first.

phee · June 6, 2006

the most honored shall be eaten first.

You have done your reading fine sir... I commend you

paradox · June 7, 2006

i practice what you preach. :fear

Msterbeau · June 7, 2006

i practice what you preach. :fear

I'm hungry. Can I have a preach? Is that like a peach?

phee · June 7, 2006

Chapter 1

I am forced into speech because men of science have refused to follow my advice without knowing why. It is altogether against my will that I tell my reasons for opposing this contemplated invasion of the antarctic with its vast fossil-hunt and its wholesale boring and melting of the ancient ice-cap and I am the more reluctant because my warning may be in vain. Doubt of the real facts, as I must reveal them, is inevitable; yet if I suppressed what will seem extravagant and incredible there would be nothing left. The hitherto withheld photographs, both ordinary and a‘rial, will count in my favour; for they are damnably vivid and graphic. Still, they will be doubted because of the great lengths to which clever fakery can be carried. The ink drawings, of course, will be jeered at as obvious impostures; notwithstanding a strangeness of technique which art experts ought to remark and puzzle over. In the end I must rely on the judgment and standing of the few scientific leaders who have, on the one hand, sufficient independence of thought to weigh my data on its own hideously convincing merits or in the light of certain primordial and highly baffling myth-cycles; and on the other hand, sufficient influence to deter the exploring world in general from any rash and overambitious programme in the region of those mountains of madness. It is an unfortunate fact that relatively obscure men like myself and my associates, connected only with a small university, have little chance of making an impression where matters of a wildly bizarre or highly controversial nature are concerned. It is further against us that we are not, in the strictest sense, specialists in the fields which came primarily to be concerned.

From "In The Mountains of Madness"

phee · June 7, 2006

All Hail:

phee · June 8, 2006

Todays Lesson:

"It was with a trace of genuine dread and reluctance that I pressed the lever then heard the preliminary scratching of the saphire point, and I was glad that the first faint, fragmentary words were in a human voice --a mellow, educated voice which seemed vaguely Bostonian in accent, and which was certainly not that of any native of the Vermont hills. As I listened to the tantalisingly feeble rendering, I seemed to find the speech identical with Akeley's carefully prepared transcript. On it chanted, in that mellow Bostonian voice ... "Iä! Shub-Niggurath! The Goat with a Thousand Young! ..."

--The Whisperer in Darkness, H. P. Lovecraft

Daevion · June 9, 2006

Lord Cthulhu should eat Bush and crown himself emperor of amerika!!!

phee · June 9, 2006

Lord Cthulhu should eat Bush and crown himself emperor of amerika!!!

The world

phee · June 9, 2006

Todays Lesson:

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us a little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.

phee · June 9, 2006

"The obscene idol grotesquely squats on top of a rough hewn granite pillar. The fire around it crackles and roars high. We are joyously dancing around it all; hands linked, half naked, we are whole, laughing with joy and desire."

"The best is yet to come...."

phee · June 9, 2006

Ia Shub Niggurath! Cthulhu ftagn!

Nyarlathotep! I summon you on!

Gauge · June 9, 2006

Lord Cthulhu should eat Bush and crown himself emperor of amerika!!!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

CTHULHU FOR PRESIDENT!!

cptdeath · June 10, 2006

you would be wise to chant less. for the chants fall silent on the screen but ring loud in the minds of the readers. if these are your friends then you bring them harm. let them not read the evil let there ignorence protect them as long as it can.

now all who see this will be tainted by the book and it's unearthly stink. lest they gain some power they are in harms way. our normal destiny (ying and yang) will do all in it's power to erase the existence of the book. you all having knowledge of it should watch that you don't get erased in an attempt to clense it from our reality/universe. the names are unspoken for a reason. though the chants are silent they are heard when we think them and it draws the attention of the evil it feeds it like a nightmare on elm street. the more you think of it the more you call out to it.

ahh the sleeping god. we go way back. i retired.

should you continue then prepare for a horrable turn of events. some bad karma.

bad vodoo will happen. the book, well the evil exists outside of normal good and evil and threatens existence. so existence will retaliate in it's wholeness. and your followers are a part of the problem. think posative look for an oppertunity for a solution.

promote good karma keep your normal destiny streight should you need to tap into such power as is available in the book then realize the consequence. keep it to yourself. if i were you i would ask the moderaters to erase those chants.

but only you can realize why you should do that. only you can prevent forest fires.

well good luck :erm i think it's to late personelly

Daevion · June 10, 2006

The world

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

oh right first amerika than the world

phee · June 11, 2006

you would be wise to chant less. for the chants fall silent on the screen but ring loud in the minds of the readers. if these are your friends then you bring them harm. let them not read the evil let there ignorence protect them as long as it can.
now all who see this will be tainted by the book and it's unearthly stink. lest they gain some power they are in harms way. our normal destiny (ying and yang) will do all in it's power to erase the existence of the book. you all having knowledge of it should watch that you don't get erased in an attempt to clense it from our reality/universe. the names are unspoken for a reason. though the chants are silent they are heard when we think them and it draws the attention of the evil it feeds it like a nightmare on elm street. the more you think of it the more you call out to it.

ahh the sleeping god. we go way back. i retired.

should you continue then prepare for a horrable turn of events. some bad karma.

bad vodoo will happen. the book, well the evil exists outside of normal good and evil and threatens existence. so existence will retaliate in it's wholeness. and your followers are a part of the problem. think posative look for an oppertunity for a solution.

promote good karma keep your normal destiny streight should you need to tap into such power as is available in the book then realize the consequence. keep it to yourself. if i were you i would ask the moderaters to erase those chants.

but only you can realize why you should do that. only you can prevent forest fires.

well good luck :erm i think it's to late personelly

Umm yeah... Cthulhu F'at gan Ia ia

phee · June 12, 2006

The Devil

|

|---Cain------|---------------------Indo-Europeans

| | |

Arabs Biblical Giants-------Hittites-----|

| | | |

| Babylonian Mystery Religion | |

| | | | | | |

| |---|---Merovingians |--------Hindus |

| | | | | | | |

| The Protocols of the Elders of Zion Barney

|------| | | | | | | |

| | | | | |--|--|-Santa Claus-------Elves

|--|---|-The Ismailians---| | | | |

| | | | | | | | |

| | |---|-Rosicrucians-|--|---------Elvis Satanism

| | | | | | | |----| | |

| |---Masons | Cathars Bunny | Aliens-----Pope

| | | | | | | | |

| |----Templars---------| | | Rock |

| | || | | The |-----and Proctor

| Mormons || Carbonari Media |-Roll and

| | || | | | | Gambel Inc.

| | || Protestants | | | |

| | || | | | Evolutionists------Science

| | | Music EST Hippies Smurfs Scientists

| | Promise Keepers Skull & Bones | | Sluggy.com

| | | | | | | |

| ||--The World Bank Foreigners | Scientology |

| || | | | Harvey | | |

| The UN-----Communists Facists Krishnas | | Computer

| The Military/Industrial GM/Ford TM |-----Thelema | |

| Eastern Liberal Establishment | | | Your Great-Aunt Tillie

| | Janet Reno | | Internet Role Playing Games

| The Medical Establishment | Science Fiction--|-----|--Cthulhu

| | | | EEC | | | |

| Homosexuals | Nazi Pagans | | |--Atheists----|

| | | Identity----| |--------New Agers-| | |

Muslims | California | | | Neo- Criminals---|

NEA---Liberals---Ecologists--Yuppies | Pagans |

| | | | | | |

Moonies |--Animal Rights--|----------Wicca-----Renaissance

| | | Faires

New World Order Anybody not in your sect

| |

|----------THE BEAST 666 ARMAGEDDON

(When your sect goes to Heaven,

and all the rest of them go to

Hell. Nyahh! Nyahh!)

Vater Araignee · June 13, 2006

SING HIS PRAISE

it started on a saturday when i was just a lad

i was watching loony tunes with acne that was bad

then daffy started writhing just like he was possessed

choked out this tune, tore off his head and made an awful mess